Supercool Wakeboarder doesn't need a rope

(CBS) - Just be cool. This dude shows how it's done, packing more swagger in a minute of wakesurfing than most bros can fit all day. Swimsuit, rope, someone driving the boat - who needs them? Not this dude. You don't have to worry about the details when you're a boss.

Also, props on keeping that cigarette dry, dude. If we know anything about being cool (Note: we know nothing about being cool) it's all about being nonchalantly awesome. Daddy cool up there knows how it's done. Now please get back on and drive the boat!