(CBS) - We can only assume that this woman is singing about the hardships of getting older.
"I'm a little pretty girl trapped inside a grown-up's body," says Tonje Langeteig in this awesomely awful jam.
The Norwegian recording artist and her fellow tacky friends (who are also non-crappy housewives?) go to the disco a lot. In her bizarre world, being a non-crappy housewife means you go clubbing with said tacky friends, wear clothes two sizes too small, and hang with cheesy thugs who have no rhythm.
The rap solo is pretty rad though.
We sincerely hope she doesn't have any children.