One More Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse
"An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay."
-- The Associated Press, reporting today on the latest developments in the ongoing saga of America's most beloved former jailbird.