Drunk in Dryer
(CBS/AP) CINCINNATI - Drunk, disorderly, and hiding in a dryer.
Police in Cincinnati say that was the m.o. of a man who ran naked through the street near his home Wednesday morning, then ducked into a neighbor's house and took refuge in the clothes dryer.
When everything (and everyone) came out of the wash, 39-year-old Shaun Welsh was arrested.
Police say Welsh pleaded no contest to a charge of disorderly conduct while intoxicated. He was sentenced to five days in jail.
What, no laundry duty?