How badly do you really need a vacation from work? Take this quiz and find out. Submit your answers, then watch where the ship above winds up. The closer to paradise it goes, the more you need a vacation.When was your last vacation? Last summer A year ago Sometime in the '90s I don't know. But everybody was doin' The HustleHow do you define "vacation"? A period of respite from something A time of rest and relaxation A chance to go somewhere Escape from the dark placeHow would you describe your disposition these days? Pleasant as usual More inclined to bad moods Slightly testy *?@ * that @#&**^# of a &%$# and that donkey you call your mother!Which answer best describes your gastro-intestinal condition these days? Fine Occasionally agitated Often upset El NinoHold up one hand. How many fingers do you see? 5 32How long is your attention span these days? Hours on end About an hour Maybe 15 minutes What was the question again?What makes you cry? My workload My nasty boss The loss of my personal life The Travel ChannelHow often do you lose a night's sleep over work? Never During the rare job crisis Too oftenZZZZZZZ Huh? Wha???When you do sleep, what do you dream about? Someone special from Baywatch Taking the French final in my underwear after a whole semester of cutting class Moving a file in Windows Explorer from my 'A' drive to my 'C' drive. Over and over and over. . . My nasty boss dressed as Jason from the Friday The 13th movies.In recent days, which of the following have you found yourself doing? Playing the License Plate Game on my drive to work Asking my assistant if she has any of those little bags of peanuts Using my seat cushion as a flotation device Unthinkingly slathering coconut oil all over my nasty boss Back to Get WiredYour Unwired VacationLifting The Travel Embargo200) parent.Score=200; parent.frames[0].location.reload();}]]>
