After watching Washington authorities deal with a farmer who drove his tractor into a shallow lake near the Washington Monument last week, I have to wonder.
As Tractor Man threatened to blow himself up with explosives and anyone with binoculars could tell he had none, he all but shut down a large part of the city for 48 hours. Traffic was tied up so badly that a hospital several miles away reported Fed Ex was unable to make deliveries and pick ups there.
Had Tractor Man been an escaped elephant he would have been shot with a tranquilizer dart and returned to the zoo in a matter of hours.
Yet dozens of emergency personnel wasted two days holding a dialogue with him. It was like the set up in a caper movie--thieves create a diversion, a fire or a wreck, and then steal the jewels while the cops are looking the other way.
You had to ask: Are our emergency personnel so poorly trained they would fall for the same trick during a terrorist attack?
Maybe we should forget that stuff about duct tape and those silly ads assuring us "the government is doing everything possible to protect us" and spend the money instead on realistic training and resources for our local authorities.
When one guy on a tractor can paralyze a big part of the nation's capitol for two days, we've got a problem.