Crack cocaine? You have no idea...

Marlon Lindsey
Wilmington Police Dept., via CBS Philly
(CBS) WILMINGTON, Del.- A Delaware man has been arrested after trying to conceal crack cocaine - 25 bags of it - in his buttocks.

According to CBS Philly, police say that during a drug investigation in Wilmington on Wednesday, 23-year-old Marlon Lindsey attempted to conceal the crack (so to speak).

Officers transported Lindsey to the hospital, where detectives received a warrant to search Lindsey's body cavity. There, detectives found - and seized - the bags of cocaine valued at about $250.

(Not that big a crack haul, after all.)

Police say Lindsey is a convicted felon and drug offender and is awaiting arraignment on drug charges.