Watch this bird keep up with owner on motorcycle

(CBS News) One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong... and that thing may be a fiercely determined pet. In the definition of things you don't see everyday, this rebel without a cause (or possibly with?) shows us in Thailand birds are as loyal as pooches... but way faster! Check out this video that proves pet birds can in fact be badass.

I swear, the more you watch this video, the more crazy things you spot everywhere! It's almost like an outlaw-style, reverse version of the classic "Where's Waldo?" game. And we all have UFC fighter/amateur videographer, Mike Swick to thank for it. Thanks, Mike! Now, go kick some butt! And hope you don't run into this woman and her flying sidekick on the street.