C'mon, people! I know it's the summer now and, yeah, that definitely looks like fun. But industrial equipment like that has a very real and useful purpose, and it doesn't involve swinging wildly around on a beach. We have a FAIL section here at The Feed that doesn't get used much (we prefer accentuating the positives in the viral world) but I'm going to go ahead and place this item under that section just like the last one and remind everyone to not do things like this anymore. Ever.