Police were recently called to the superstore in Monticello, Ky., to discover a woman glued to the toilet seat in the women's bathroom, NBC station WAVE reported.
Police said the woman went into the bathroom, but that's where the story gets hard to pin down.
EMS had to peel the woman off the toilet and took her to the hospital.
She's going to be just fine, WAVE reported. But something doesn't sit right with the police.
"We are looking at it. Right now I wouldn't be prepared to say if it was accidental or intentional," said Monticello Police Chief Ralph Miniard.
Police have not released the woman's name.
Even so, we know you've been glued to your seat reading this.