(CBS/AP) UNION, S.C. - Christopher Brannon, of Union, S.C., was arrested Saturday after a neighbor accused him of smearing buttered toast on her SUV.
What, no hash browns with that?
Union County sheriff's deputies say the 34-year-old Brannon is charged with malicious damage to property.
Authorities say a woman reported seeing Brannon wiping something on the back windshield of her SUV. The woman found a greasy film on the glass and a piece of buttered toast on the ground nearby.
Brannon was arrested and released from jail on a personal recognizance bond.
Damage to the SUV was estimated at $1. A sheriff's report did not mention a motive.