The presidential candidates have appeared on countless late night and day time talk shows, from “Ellen” to “Oprah” to Jay and Dave. But they’re not leaving any stone unturned in the search for votes. All three remaining candidates have taped promos for the WWE’s “Raw” program (that’s “professional” wrestling to the uninitiated). You can watch them here but here’s a preview:

Hillary Clinton: “Hi, I’m Hillary Clinton. But tonight, in honor of the WWE, you can call me Hill-Rod. This election is starting to feel a lot like ‘King of the Ring.’ The only difference is, the last man standing may just be a woman.”

Barack Obama: “To the special interests who’ve been setting the agenda in Washington for far too long, to all the forces of division and distraction that have stopped us from making progress for the American people, I’ve got one question -- Do you smell what Barack is cooking?”

John McCain: “Looks like Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama want to settle their differences in the ring. Well, that’s fine with me but let me tell you, if you want to be The Man, you’ve got to beat The Man. Come November, it will be game over.”

UPDATE: And here they are: