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Zero Gravity

Our friends over at Public Eye have started their own roundup of astronaut puns. We did a little Googling on our own to see what others were saying. As sad and strange as this storyis, it appears America's headline writers just can't help themselves.

A sampling:
Astro-nut's Fixation Out Of This World (Edmonton Sun)
Dark Side of the Loon (New York Daily News)
Lust In Space (New York Post)
Moonstruck Astronaut's Mission Improbable (London Times)
On A Strange Mission (Newsday)
A Spacewalk On The Wild Side (Ft. Wayne News Sentinal)
And finally, for the quintessentially local angle, from the Anchorage Daily News:
Astronaut's Wild Arrest Orbits Around Alaskan