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Top 10 Sales Tips from "The Simpsons"

Well, it's been 20 years since the debut of the longest-running animated television program of all time, The Simpsons. It's been an entertaining two decades, but it's also provided some "teachable moment" for those of us in the world of sales.

I've gathered 10 ten clips from The Simpsons (courtesy of Hulu), each of which illustrates a basic principle of selling, sales technique, or sales psychology. As usual, I've included polls so you can vote on your favorites. Here's the first; the link to the rest is at the bottom of the post.

Note: the final video in the gallery contains truly deep business wisdom.

HOMER BUYS FIREWORKS

SALES TIP: Always save your hardest-to-get products for your very best customers.


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HOMER'S WORK ETHIC

SALES TIP: If you don't want to work hard, don't get a job that involves a commission.


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HOMER VISITS A GUN STORE

SALES TIP: Don't bother to up-sell somebody who isn't going to buy.


CLICK HERE for the next sales tip from "The Simpsons" » HOMER SELLS HIS SOUL

SALES TIP: Be sure to work out all those contract details.


CLICK HERE for the next sales tip from "The Simpsons" »BART GIVES A SALES PRESENTATION

SALES TIP: Never let a customer (or anyone else) take control of your sales message.


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SALES TIP: If all else fails, get the client's manager drunk.


CLICK HERE for the next sales tip from "The Simpsons" » HOMER GETS FREE CABLE

SALES TIP: If the price is right, it's easy to close.


CLICK HERE for the next sales tip from "The Simpsons" »JERRY BUYS A JACKET

SALES TIP:Information is over-rated.


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FRANK GRIMES HAS A MELTDOWN

SALES TIP: Never obsess about somebody else's success.


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ITCHY OPENS A RESTAURANT

SALES TIP: Do you like Itchy's business model? Then you should consider selling for Goldman Sachs.


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