According to CBS Philly, police say that during a drug investigation in Wilmington on Wednesday, 23-year-old Marlon Lindsey attempted to conceal the crack (so to speak).
Officers transported Lindsey to the hospital, where detectives received a warrant to search Lindsey's body cavity. There, detectives found - and seized - the bags of cocaine valued at about $250.
(Not that big a crack haul, after all.)
Police say Lindsey is a convicted felon and drug offender and is awaiting arraignment on drug charges.