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…And The Worst Since "Family Circus"

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We thought we'd start Friday off with a bit of optimism – a slogan for a new, $75 million marketing campaign by the newspaper industry "to declare its relevance in the Internet age":

"The Internet is the best thing to happen to newspapers since the paper boy."