(CBS) - What do 3,000 toothpicks look like in someone's beard?
I don't know. Sadly, Youtube user beardpick didn't quite achieve his lofty goal, but he did manage to lodge a whopping 2,747 toothpicks into his facial hair, which you can see in the above video.
"Holy cow!" says a kid who just happens upon the experiment. Holy cow, indeed!
The result? It sort of looks like a porcupine attacked his face. And we here at The Feed will dutifully try to find you a video of a porcupine attacking someone's face to post in the near future for comparison purposes.