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One More Sign Of The Coming Apocalypse

"An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton's trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay."

-- The Associated Press, reporting today on the latest developments in the ongoing saga of America's most beloved former jailbird.