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September 10, 2009 10:10 AM

Mike Duvall Video and Transcript: Eye-Patch Underwear, Spanking, and Bad Girls

Posted by Edecio Martinez
VIDEO COURTESY OF CBS AFFILIATE KCAL9

WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS MATURE LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES

Transcript of Mike Duval's Conversation:

Mike Duvall: (unintelligible) ...She wears little eye-patch underwear, so I can see her eye patches. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And so, we had made love Wednesday, a lot. And so she'll she's all, I am going up and down the stairs and you're dripping out of me. So messy. (laughing) ...I, I, I, I saw your staffer, and she didn't that night, at the store ...yeah.

(pause) ...So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah, that's 'cause you're such a bad girl. (laughing)

And so her birthday was Monday. So I was 54 on June 14th, so for a month she was 19-years younger than me. I said now you're getting old, I am going have to trade you in, and she goes, she's 36, she is 18 years younger than me. And so I keep teasing her, and she goes I know you French men, you divide your age by 2 and add 7, and if you're older than that, you dump us.

I go were did you get that math? She goes I looked it up. She goes I know all about you French men. So what would that make that, that means, okay, 27 and 7, I go (expletive), you're still okay, you got one more year man. I go, and I go, she goes let's make the best out of it.

Other Person: (unintelligible)

Mike Duvall: Oh, yeah, Sher, Shar, Shar...Oh, she is hot. I talked to her yesterday. She goes, so are we finished? I go, no, we're not finished. I go, you know about the other one, but she doesn't know about you. (laughing)

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by September 13, 2009 8:59 AM EDT
Not sure which is worse, the desperation of an elected official to get something the lobbyist is offering OR the desperation of the lobbyist to get what the elected official can offer......
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by sbpall September 12, 2009 7:56 PM EDT
President Clinton's affair was his own and his families business, not the entire Country or Ken Starr. By the way, by your thinking, since Bush erred time without number, why didn't HE step down like all your noble Republican(s)--one--that you mentioned?
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by SAMTORRES66 September 12, 2009 3:57 PM EDT
Mike Duvall Video and Transcript: Eye-Patch Underwear, Spanking, and Bad Girls...


LOL....What a Gentleman......have to admit pretty funny stuff..
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by actornaught September 12, 2009 1:38 PM EDT
by MarkSanAntonio September 12, 2009 12:46 PM EDT
...because he lied under oath.
...

And he was put in that position by 'pubs that were fetishist about Willy's willy. They couldnt stop talking about it long enough to do their jobs. AND the vast majority of americans wanted it stopped long before it got even this far.

Why did they do it? Partisanship, pure & simple, and it especially grated on them that Willy was the true conservative president, reducing spending and paying the bills.
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by cattlekate1 September 12, 2009 11:57 AM EDT
This is what Spanky Family-Values Duvall wrote during the Prop 8 campaign:

PROPOSITION 8 CONTINUES TO CAUSE A STIR

With the results of the California propositions less than a week old, thousands of protestors have already hit the streets across the state in anti-democratic opposition to Prop 8, a constitutional amendment that says marriage consists of one man and one woman in the State of California. Prop 8 passed with 52.5% support. Coupled with the results of the presidential election in California, it is clear that Prop 8 enjoyed broad, bipartisan support.

Roughly 11,000 gay couples have been ''married'' in California since the State Supreme Court overturned Prop 22. Although Prop 8 will outlaw future same sex marriages in the state, Attorney General Jerry Brown has decreed that gay couples ''married'' prior to the passage of Prop 8 will retain their legal married status. Chances are a final disposition on the matter will be brought about by the courts.

This week, cases are being brought before the State Supreme Court to rule Prop 8 unconstitutional.

As a supporter of Prop 8, I will be among the state legislators committed to defending California voters' definition of marriage.

http://republican.assembly.ca.gov/enews/eLetter.aspx?Id=809
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by actornaught September 12, 2009 11:02 AM EDT
List 'em off:

A whoring Family Values yapper.

Too immature to not brag about it.

Too stupid to consider an open mic in such a public place.

Republican.

What'd i miss? At minimum, a 4-time Loser...
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by sbpall September 12, 2009 10:40 AM EDT
No, theemrsweets, you are falling for the usual B.S. PRESIDENT Obama is a U.S. Citizen...you just have to wash off your brain and read his birth certificate!
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by sbpall September 12, 2009 10:35 AM EDT
And I'm sure you were not one of "those" people who couldn't wait to hang President Clinton up by the balls for his "mutually agreed upon" relationship with Monica!!
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by MarkSanAntonio September 12, 2009 12:46 PM EDT
No we didn't want to hang President Clinton up by the balls for his "mutually agreed upon" relationship with Monica. We wanted to because he lied under oath. A little thing called "Perjury" from the President.
The problem with this is when you put your trust in MAN, man will let you down.
The difference is when "most" republicans err, they will step down (not all, Sanford). When a democrat errs he will deflect blame and continue like nothing ever happened and get re-elected over and over (Kennedy-if you don't know, look it up).
by lonestartexan September 13, 2009 12:31 PM EDT
hey MarkSanAntonio
Why was he testifying if they weren't hanging him by the balls? This isn't the chicken and the egg question...it's obvious which came first. A gentleman should keep his mouth shut. Did you touch her with your finger? Did you rub her ********? I don't think the Republicans were against Clinton's affair...they just wanted a blow by blow description (yeh, it's a pun). Duvall is the perfect Republican. He's probably lying.
by LocustBlank September 15, 2009 3:06 PM EDT
He was testifying for a sexual harassment case with an entirely different woman. Where the women was trying to prove that he had a history of extramarital affairs and that it should really be no surprise that he would sexually harass someone. Then he lied about Monica, the prosecution found evidence he was lying and what would have been a simple case swept under the rug if he had been truthful, blew up into the president lying under oath. For those who don?t know that is perjury and is a CRIME.
by fariborzzak September 12, 2009 3:08 AM EDT
they have dick too
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by PostalOneToo September 11, 2009 2:19 PM EDT
by jcr103 September 11, 2009 1:49 PM EDT
Why are the most religious people, those who would control the behavior of others but not their own, the most sexually perverted and creepy?

Yep, and they are the first to point fingers. Hypocrites.
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by PostalOneToo September 11, 2009 2:17 PM EDT
Our tax dollars at work.
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by violetear September 11, 2009 2:05 PM EDT
Colin Ferguson is a breath of fresh air. He was brilliant on the subject of Duvall last night
May I add that Duvall is NOT a French man. He gives French men a bad name by any association.
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by jcr103 September 11, 2009 1:49 PM EDT
Why are the most religious people, those who would control the behavior of others but not their own, the most sexually perverted and creepy?
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by ckc59 September 11, 2009 1:11 AM EDT
I am also sure that David Letterman will do a better job with it tomorrow night.
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by ckc59 September 11, 2009 1:09 AM EDT
#1 theemrsweets ,, your comment shows you are a complete idiot

#2 CBS EDIT THIS VIDEO FOR CLARITY, zoom in on duval and turn upo the volume please , and lets hear whoever warned him at the end

#3 How come CBS, the bloggers with their limited resources have more info about how his voting record seems to reflect his bed partners already, and you have been spending more time trying to Protect "YOUR RIGHTS" to a public video, taken at a PUBLIC MEETING !

#4 CBS you SCREWED UP in firing Dan Rather, when he was BAITED by Bush !

#5 You screwed up even MORE in hiring, Katie "tart with no news experience" Couric,,to replace Rather. Lets face it your management is just screwed up !

#6 let me say again, a six year old could have done a better job with this story than CBS..

#4
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by theemrsweets September 11, 2009 4:33 PM EDT
#4?

You have to be an idiot yourself. By the way Obama is a Kenyan citizen.
by pkurbikoff September 10, 2009 11:25 PM EDT
Poor Sucker, he likes discibing how his girl has his juices driping out of her in a public area after zapping her. Just goes to show you how sloppy Mike Duvall is with both his microphones. (Poor GOP / why am I a republican?)
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by lyris1 September 10, 2009 8:49 PM EDT
Oh the Hypocrisy. So much for family values. I haven't heard or seen any Democrat claiming to be holier than thou, or walk around with a halo on their heads.

Oh the irony. I just love it.
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by Another_middle-aged_guy September 10, 2009 8:03 PM EDT
What's also remarkable, is the language he uses. No, not the expletive and the sex. He talks like a valley girl, not a middle-aged man. While no one's ever claimed a politician has to be intelligent to be elected, this man is remarkable for his inability to converse without repeatedly using the phrases "she goes" and "I go." "And so," that's the end of my comment.
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by ru2pid September 10, 2009 3:02 PM EDT
HELLOOOOO....she's a LOBBYIST? He's SPANKING a LOBBYIST, and he's a LAWmaker! You don't see why anyone would CARE? Please tell me the rest of our country isn't this obtuse!
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by SugrDaddy September 10, 2009 1:40 PM EDT
I would think the morally superior Republicans would care, wouldn't you???
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