Ryan Lochte wishes his dog a happy 8th birthday – 3 years in a row
Twelve-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte has had a year full of ups and downs.
Sure, he won gold. But a false robbery scandal that made international headlines forced Lochte to leave the Rio Olypmics in disgrace. Then, he lost millions of dollars in sponsorship deals.
Things started looking up for the swimmer when he landed a spot on ABC’s "Dancing with the Stars," where he is still competing. And earlier this month, he got engaged to his girlfriend, former Playboy model Kayla Rae Reid.
He has another bright spot in his life: his dogs Carter and Yeezy, whom Lochte posts about often on social media.
But a post over the weekend caught the eye of one Twitter user and may represent a slight snag in his recent upward momentum. On the surface, it looked like a perfectly sweet post — Lochte wishing his beloved Doberman, Carter, a happy 8th birthday. The problem? Lochte has done that exact same thing on October 23rd every year since 2014. This appears to be Carter’s third 8th birthday.
how old is Ryan Lochte's dog pic.twitter.com/k1d0WLXUF1
— Gráinne (@wholegrainne) October 23, 2016
Either Carter has found the fountain of youth, or Lochte can’t keep track of when his dog was born.
8 years ago Today Carter was born. I love you lil buddy. Happy Birthday! #mansbestfriend #son #bestfriend pic.twitter.com/MHfXWdNiBf
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) October 23, 2014
8 years ago to this day my handsome son was born, Carter Lochte 10-23-2007. Happy birthday buddy, we got another 8! pic.twitter.com/J1HjvO9ha0
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) October 23, 2015
The math doesn’t add up — not even in dog years. If Lochte was correct in 2014, Carter would now be 10 years old. However, as seen in the 2015 tweet, Carter was apparently born on October 23rd, 2007, making him 9 years old this year.
Lochte has now deleted this year’s original celebratory tweet and replaced it with one wishing Carter a happy 9th birthday.
9 years ago this handsome son of mine was born. Happy birthday buddy, many more to come! Love you! #mansbestfriend pic.twitter.com/55ddDuTs4u
— Ryan Lochte (@RyanLochte) October 23, 2016
He didn’t delete it soon enough, though, and now the internet won’t let him forget it.
@wholegrainne "how long have you been 8?" "a while"
— Judy Cohen (@judylee_c) October 23, 2016
@wholegrainne @byharryconnolly Lochte can only count in four year segments. It’s strict Olympic rules. The dog is 8 for four years, then 12.
— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) October 23, 2016
Has science gone too far?
— Trevor Williams (@TheHoodedShirts) October 24, 2016
⚡️ “Ryan Lochte's dog has discovered time travel”https://t.co/e1agZqQxXk
@wholegrainne @iggigg I think he keeps getting 8 years old dogs named Carter, replacing the previous.
— Miguel (@MiguelEL) October 23, 2016