Man Gets Naked, Pushes Three Dog Beds Together To Take Nap While At Pharmacy

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

If you thought 2015 would start off differently from past years and we wouldn't hear crazy stories about people right off the bat, you were  wrong. Very wrong.

Today I blog about a man in Florida who decided it would be a smart idea to lay down and have a nap. Unfortunately, there were some extenuating circumstances that made this a nap to remember.

Jeremiah Patterson, 22, allegedly walked into a CVS this past Tuesday and stepped into the men's room to take off all of his clothes.

According to the New York Daily News, Patterson then walked into the store and grabbed three dog beds. He returned to the men's room and laid down.

The police arrested Patterson and charged him with indecent exposure and burglary.

The store said they couldn't resell the dog beds.

I think it's safe to assume someone would buy those beds at a discounted rate.