Darnell Dockett Live Tweets During Jury Duty, Orders Pizza
By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc
I have always wanted to be a juror. I think courtroom drama is fascinating: "I'm out of order? You're out of order! This whole place is out of order!"
However, the only problem I think I would have is similar to Arizona Cardinals' Darnell Dockett's experience.
He has been live tweeting since he entered the courthouse, where he was scheduled for jury duty. I would say the man is bored.
Hey if it's okay for Judge Vonda Evans to tweet during a trial why not a juror?
Below are some of his better tweets.
Anybody knows how long jury duty last ?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm sitting in jury duty & I guess if I tell yAll how I really feel, yall would judge me, even if I was joking yall would be sensitive. Lol
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
It's hard for me to sit in jury duty and make decisions and give my opinions for some one actions. It's crazy to see how this system works.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Who am I to make a decision on someone freedom. I'm not a judgmental and Im not sensitive. I could care less about someone opinion.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The crazy part is the people who doing jury duty with me has already made there mind up on this guy & the situation. So do I really matter?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
That's what I'm trying to do.. RT @Tamieand: @ddockett lol keep tweeting they gonna send you home !!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
If I was in front of the juror Id be guilty it's not a secret. Only way I go to jail is protecting my family and me. I'd plead guilty! ????
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The lady ask me if I wanna be here.. I said hell no I rather be home. But I don't believe in death penalty and Im not racist. Can I go now?
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
The guy facing 15-20 yrs.... And what's crazy i see both sides. His and the law. If I tell yall what he "supposely" did yall be like DAMN.
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wonder if they know I'm tweeting? Oh well, they shouldn't have selected me. They brung in this big ass police officer like gone scare me????
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I wish this guy would have told me what his intentions was, I could have helped him plan this out better to get away with it! #badplan
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I don't know if I'm sneaking on Twitter or just don't want them to know I'm tweeting. Either way they are looking at me.???? and Im like ????
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Rule #1 don't talk with out a lawyer!!!! #2 all cases can be beat!!! #3 call Dockett to help plan!! #4 keep don't talk with out a Lawyer!!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Dockett knew people were starting to catch on that he was tweeting in the courthouse.
You don't scare me big guy!! Cut that mean mug off your face! I whip guys ass like you for a living!????????
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I have yet to see the guy that is accused but def seen his pics. He look like one of my boys but I'm not sure. I hope I get kicked out!????
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
They have no idea Im am double parked in a handicap spot out side this court house in a 450k car with a registered pistol. Who am I to judge
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Now it's pizza time!
I just told this guy Im hungry and he's like I can't leave.. wtf U mean I can't eat! Ok watch this. Im gonna order pizza off this app! F.U.!
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Hey he should at least be nice to the bald guy...what did he do to get blasted on Twitter?
I just walked in to another court room . Look at this guy ball spot.. He should be getting judged too!! #guilty pic.twitter.com/mkO5gQ79YU
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
I'm going back into this discussion, brb! Pizza on the way. Gonna look at the details more, and give my opinion. They ask me to speak. ????wtf
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Ok so now they asking everyone to cut the phone off. I have 2 phones and Twitter app on both. cool I'll give up this android keeping iPhone
— DARNELL DOCKETT (@ddockett) December 2, 2014
Do you think Dockett will be asked to leave? There must be some kind of rule against this, right?