Calvin Johnson's Wedding Registry Is Filled With Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Items

By: Evan Jankens
@kingofthekc

Retired WR Calvin Johnson is set to get married this weekend.

Like any normal wedding, Johnson and his fiance Brittany McNorton have set up a wedding registry. The couple has their registry setup at Macy's and Bed Bath and Beyond, nice, regular middle class gift sources, even for the multi-millionaire in your life.

What do  you get a man who could afford to buy 10 different versions of whatever his heart desires? At Macy's you can get the Johnsons a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle waste basket for $14.99, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Shower Curtain for $24.99 and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Bath Towel for $19.99.

Pretty unique items and if I were a betting man, it was Calvin asking for those items and not his fiancee.

The most expensive item from Macy's is a Zwilling J.A Henckels Pro Cutlery, 9 piece set on sale for the low, low price of $449. In all reality, the Johnsons aren't really asking for high priced items from their guests. (But really, why are they requesting anything?)

I guess some people just like to give gifts: There are 52 items on the Macy's registry and 37 of them are under $50.

Now it's time for the Bed Bath and Beyond registry. There are 163 items. Eleven of those items cost more than $150. The most expensive item on the registry is a 1000 thread count king size down comforter for $399. There's also a $399 blender.

Will you be purchasing anything for the Johnsons wedding?

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