The Word Of The Lord: Chicago Blackhawks Win Stanley Cup
By John Dodge
CHICAGO (CBS) -- God has spoken.
And so has Google.
On Wednesday, God tweeted that he will not allow Tampa Bay to win the Stanley Cup.
I'm telling you: I will NOT let the
— #GodStandsWithUkraine (@TheTweetOfGod) June 4, 2015
Stanley Cup go to friggin' Tampa Bay. #GoHawks #StanleyCupFinals
It might mean that Teuvo Teravainen's laser-guided, game-tying goal was actually guided by the hand of The Lord himself.
It also might explain how the Lightning could let that game slip away. Or Corey Crawford's performance.
Google, which some might argue has more power and influence than God, declared the series over after Chicago's 2-1 victory in Game 1.
Looks like Google is giving the Blackhawks the Stanley Cup after last night's Game 1 win… pic.twitter.com/gsWJWmt1Wb
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 4, 2015
Not so fast.
The series continues on Saturday evening in Tampa.