The Bears Are A Joke, Just Ask Baby Bear

By John Dodge

CHICAGO (CBS) -- This is a story, not about Goldilocks, but just the three Bears.

Life has been hard for the Bears.

Papa Bear and Mama Bear are getting a divorce.

At their court hearing, Baby Bear is brought in to speak to the judge.

"Where to you want to live, Baby Bear?" the judge asks.

"I don't want to live with Papa, he beats me," Baby Bear says.

The judge is stunned, but he will deal with Papa Bear later.

"Do you want to live with Mama Bear?" the judge asks.

"She beats me too," Baby Bear replies.

The judge can't believe what he's hearing, now he will have to deal with Mama Bear, later

The judge is perplexed, so he asks Baby Bear what he wants to do.

"I want to live with Chicago Bears," Baby said. "They don't beat anybody."

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