Keller @ Large: 'Exclusive' Look Inside Tom Brady-Gisele Bundchen Marriage
BOSTON (CBS) - That huge document dump in the legal battle between the NFL and its players' union over the silly deflated footballs story has yielded some newsworthy material, including personal e-mails between Tom Brady and some of his friends and associates.
But all of that is nothing compared with the treasure trove that has come into my possession.
I can't tell you how, but I have obtained several text message exchanges between Brady and his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, that shed unprecedented light on the inner workings of the marriage and daily lives of this superstar couple.
Here are some choice highlights:
From Tom: "Sweetie, I'm in the condiment aisle at Market Basket. Did we need more barbecue sauce?"
From Gisele: "No Tommy, you always do this, we have a whole cabinet filled with sauce. Stop buying it! We never eat it anyway."
From Tom: "OK, sheesh, cool your engines honey-bun, that's why I was checking. Hey, do we need more kosher pickles?"
Here's another one:
From Gisele: "Tommy, the girls are here to watch the 'Real Housewives' reunion show, and we want to use the big TV in your den, alright?"
From Tom: "Aw gee Zellie, the guys are coming over to watch UFC later. And last time you girls took over the den you left makeup stains on the ottoman!"
And a final exchange, from the day Deflategate broke:
From Tom: "Sorry sweetpea, I'm gonna be late, something's come up at the office about deflated balls."
From Gisele: "Tommy, don't try to be funny. It's not your thing."
That concludes this exclusive look behind the scenes at the lives of our most glamorous celebrity couple.
We now return you to reality.
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