This Week On myTV38: March 3-7
Here is a look at our picks this week for programming on myTV38. See our program guide for the complete schedule of what to watch!
Monday 3/3 - 7:00pm
"The Desperation Emanation"
Leonard asks for help after he realizes he's the only one in the group without a girlfriend. Also, after meeting Amy's mother, Sheldon tries to get rid of Amy.
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Sheldon: What makes you chuckle, Leonard? Leonard: Um, recently? Not much. Sheldon: Is it because of the conflict that arises from your desperate need to pair bond with a woman, and the apparent collective decision of all womankind to deny you that opportunity? Leonard: Um... shut up. |
Tuesday 3/4 - 5:00pm
"Apartment Complex"
Doug and the guys secretly rent an apartment over their favorite restaurant. Meanwhile, Carrie struggles to keep Kirstie Alley happy.
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Kirstie Alley: I'm never going to buy a condo from some idiot who said I was great in Cagney & Lacey. |
Wednesday 3/5 - 6:00pm
"Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of Junior High, but their experience may make Jake more traumatized than anything.
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Alan: [taking a photo of Jake before he gets on the bus] Smile. Jake: About what? Alan: I need a current photo in case you go missing. Charlie: Alan, don't be ridiculous. They never find those kids. |
Thursday 3/6 - 5:00pm
"Knee Jerk"
Carrie accidentally pushes Doug down the stairs. In order to get back at her, Doug milks his injury and makes her take care of him.
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Carrie: How was your physical therapy? Doug: Not so good. I had some deep tissue work done on my inner thigh while I went to my safe place. |
Friday 3/7 - 7:00pm
"The Boyfriend Complexity"
Penny has Leonard pose as her boyfriend when her father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Howard, Raj, and Bernadette stay up all night looking through a telescope.
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Leonard: Penny kissing me is not insane. She used to kiss me all the time. Sheldon: Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. By that standard, Penny is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. |