Krantz: What I Learned At The Gronk Cruise

BOSTON (CBS) --- If you've been dying to know what took place on board the famed Gronk Party Ship, look no further. Zach Krantz from CBS Radio Miami joined Toucher & Rich to share his experience at sea with the Gronkowskis.

"It was exactly what you would think a Gronk Cruise would be like," said Krantz. "Whatever your wildest dreams would bring up about what a Gronk cruise would be like, I think that's what it was."

Oh boy.

Here are some (let's go with not shocking) facts Krantz learned while on the Party Ship:

  1. Gronk's dad, Gordy, is the party animal you'd expect him to be. After all, he did father five Gronkowski brothers.
  2. While Gronk has "raged a lot" in his life, he said that nothing else has compared to the cruise, which is impressive given how high of a standard there must be.
  3. Even with tons of Gronk fans following him around, there was a solid guy-to-girl ratio. (Was there any chance Gronk would've allowed otherwise?)
  4. The Gronkowski family was very approachable and interactive with the other party-goers: Whether it was on-stage or at the bar, they were just regular people, looking to party on a ship. Aren't we all?
  5. Gronk's dance moves could most accurately be described as looking like a seizure. There's video proof everywhere of this one.
  6. Not everyone on the ship was there for the Gronk Cruise. Apparently the entire boat wasn't reserved for Gronk's party and some poor, poor souls who thought they'd booked a relaxing weekend were in for quite the surprise.

If you're disappointed that you missed the party of a lifetime, don't worry. There's always next year.

Listen to tales from the Gronk Party Ship below:

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