FAIL: Drunk woman tries to recite alphabet to police officer, say cops

(CBS) - An Ohio woman was reportedly seen driving over several objects along the road and was pulled over by an officer who suspected drunken driving. The woman, Nancy Bodo, was asked to recite the alphabet for the officer as a sobriety test - you'll see in this video just how "well" she does.

Oh, how I love dash cam footage of scenes like this!  Shockingly - wait for it - police say Bodo later admitted to drinking alcohol and being under the influence of prescription pills, reports a local station.

She was cited for having an open beer can in her car and has had her license suspended.