This zombie has an idea!
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(CBS/ What's Trending) - I've been saying this for years, and finally people are catching on. The zombie apocalypse is upon us, and unless you arm yourself, then you are going to get eaten in the guts-and-gloopy-stuff massacre. And today, I found out that even the CDC agree. They released their Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse guide today.
(Personally I wold have spent more time training people on how to use LPs, cricket bats and shovels as weapons and teaching them the benefits of "borrowing" items from grocery stores in abandoned areas, but what can you do? It's a government-sponsored zombie survival guide.)
They say the best way to learn is from experience. Here's a collection of zombie themed videos so you can watch what it's going to be like. Like the Boy Scouts of America say, "Always be prepared." And, as Ash says, "Shop smart. Shop S-mart."
Yeah we all know about that famous zombie music video. Now here's Blondie's take on the undead situation.
When all else fails, aim for the head. (Warning: Graphic realistic teddy bear violence)
If you have a hard time reading the zombie guide because someone has eaten your brain, watch this zombie cartoon guide.
Here's a weapon training guide to teach you how to take down those zombies.
What the "fook" are zombies doing in "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2"? This still doesn't explain it, but it's still fun to watch.
