(CBS) - The moment all bacon-lovers have been waiting for is here. No longer will we have to slather ourselves in fatback to get that distinctive aroma of pork. A company in Chicago has made dreams come true with a unique line of bacon cologne - or simply, "Bacon." The video above is a goofy ad that perfectly captures the benefits of bacon cologne, as well as the type of person most likely to use it.
Yes, this is real. The company - Fargginay - currently offers two distinctive scents: Bacon Classic and Bacon Gold. Don't worry, ladies, it comes in perfume too. Enjoy taking the smokey scent of sizzling fat wherever you go.