If you and your spouse hate each other like poison and want to get out of that hellhole you call marriage, you've come to the right place.
Look, you can waste your money screwing around with some paper-pusher paralegal type, give thousands of dollars to some piece of crap, three-piece-suit downtown, blow your brains out trying to figure out why you wasted 25 bucks on the crappy forms you bought from the illiterate boob at the courthouse or, do what I say and do it now!The icing on the cake is where Miller bizarrely insists that his web site is somehow a measure of his legal competence: "Look at this web site -- a work of art!"
It didn't begin this way. Miller has several earlier ads, including this one from July 2008, in which he runs through the usual conventions of the form: "You want to get divorced but are petrified about going to court: Divorce EZ can help you." Boring! Only 541 people have seen it at the time of writing.
The lesson here is a simple one: The web is a crowded place and if you want to be noticed you have to shout loud. Being "normal" won't do your business any good. If you just want awareness, sometimes you have to go nuclear. The kicker: In the ad, behind Miller's shoulder, you'll notice his family photos. He's been married "20-plus years" and has three children.
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