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"The G8 have been meeting in Germany and the United States is throwing a monkey wrench in the efforts to get a consensus. The planet is in distress and all of the attention is on Paris Hilton. We have to ask ourselves what is going on here?"

-- Global warming guru, and one-time Vice President, Al Gore, bemoaning the inconvenient truth that Paris Hilton is getting more attention than he is.