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CW Weekly Quotables: 'Hoarding Coffins'

Want to relive the best moments from your favorite CW shows? We highlight the most memorable quotes, and you have a chance to weigh in. Support the show with the best quotables of the week by voting in the poll below.


"You're just like your father, full of naive optimism. Look where it got him." -- Castor

"You know what pisses me off the most? I mean besides having a half-alien baby that might kill me or worse cankles. I really like Drake." -- Taylor

"You're a knockout even if you're knocked up." -- Sophia to Taylor

"It took 10 years for you to reconnect with him and like 10 seconds for you to dump him?" -- Julia

Roman: "You really don't have to worry about me anymore."
Emery: "Your Uncle Castor is a homicidal maniac, your terrorist ex-girlfriend drugged you. So yeah I worry."

The Tomorrow People

"When I kiss you next time, it's not going to be because the world is ending." -- John to Astrid

"Your powers are not what make you useful." -- Astrid

"I'm doing everything I can not to fall apart. That is how I'm feeling." -- Cara

"Seems like your sewer rats weren't as loyal as you hoped." -- The Founder

Marla: "How did you get so brave?"
Stephen: "I learned it from you."

The Originals

Elijah: "You look..."
Hayley: "A hundred months pregnant and pissed off at the world?"
Elijah: "I was going to say 'you look lovely.'"

Elijah: "Please tell me you've designed a stronger method to control the witch than playing hard to get."
Klaus: "Well I've always been partial to the classics."

"What better way to punctuate a day of peace than by killing someone?" -- Klaus

Klaus: "Seems rather uncivilized to laugh and dance around the body of a loved one."
Elijah: "Yes, far better to practice your process of grief, Niklaus. Denial, rage, and hoarding coffins in basements."

"I'm in a crap mood because my uncle just died and people are partying like it's Mardi Gras. What's your excuse?" -- Cami to Klaus


"What's happening is bigger than you and Slade. This city needs the Arrow." -- Laurel

"Slade's whole plan was to take everything from me. He did. He wins. All that's left is for me to die." -- Oliver

"I don't even know why I'm crying. I didn't even like Moira. Terrible thing to say about someone after they just died. In my defense, she was not nice. She was diabolical. Not a word you often hear at someone's funeral." -- Felicity

Sebastian: "I'd love to speak with Oliver."
Thea: "Well, if you see him, please tell him that he missed his own mother's funeral."

The 100 

"The good news is that we are going to the ground. The bad news is that not all of us are." -- Jaha

"We are on the Titanic and there aren't enough life boats." -- Jaha

"It's not easy being in charge, is it?" -- Bellamy

"Who we are and who we need to be to survive are two very different things." -- Bellamy

Octavia: "I never wanted any of this to happen to you."
Grounder: "Thank you."

"For the record, you didn't save Finn. That was me, but whatever you want to tell yourself to feel better." -- Octavia to Clarke

The Vampire Diaries 

Stefan: "Never have I ever had a ghost try to burn me alive."
Caroline: "Drink."
"I'd blame it on the spirit of Bill Forbes, but I don't think you're his type." -- Damon

"One part wolf's bane, one part vervain; altogether, the dumbest idea that either of you have ever had." -- Jeremy

Elena: "Have a little respect for the dead?"
Damon: "I respect that he's dead, how about that?"

"For a couple of dopple-targets, you two seem to be taking this all in stride." -- Caroline


"I suppose innocence is all relative. I wonder how long Mary's will last. Because once it's gone, it can never be reclaimed." -- Catherine

Mary: "Catherine, I beg of you."
Catherine: "You're a queen! Don't beg. It invites pity and disdain."

Lola: "How do I trust you?"
Lord Julien: "With time."

"All I have to offer me." -- Lord Julien

Lord Julien: "I always want to be there for you."
Lola: "That's not the same as saying you'll be with me."

-- Becca Ritchie

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