Congratulations, Kentucky fans.

You have done the impossible -- or at least the improbable -- by figuring out a way to beat a UCLA team featuring Lew Alcindor and Bill Walton, which is about as simple as figuring out a way to out-scandal Alex Rodriguez.

With the Big Blue fans, Tony Delk and Kentucky can win any vote. (Getty Images)

(Confused? If so, click this link and catch up).

Indeed, the championship was a blowout.

How much of a blowout?

Consider that Billy Packer said "It's over" early on, and he was correct this time. Kentucky got 73 percent of the vote, leaving UCLA with just 27 percent and another flameout on the national stage. It's almost like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute -- he of the three straight Final Four losses -- was involved. But he wasn't. Instead, the UCLA roster consisted of Alcindor, Walton, Ed O'Bannon, Gail Goodrich, Walt Hazzard and Sidney Wicks.

That's four former National Players of the Year and an unbeatable team, as far as I'm concerned. But Kentucky fans thought differently (or at least they voted that way) and in the process proved anything is possible when a massive fan base unites behind one cause and votes until they can't vote anymore.

Seriously, I'm not sure there's an online poll Kentucky fans couldn't win. With the proper motivation, they could get Ralph Nader elected this year, and I can't even remember whether the old kook is running. But it doesn't matter. If somebody pinned a Vote for Nader post at the top of the UK message board -- somebody like UK4BEN or BigBlue1121 or UKSmitty27 -- I'm confident Nader would be our next President, which would probably shock the hell out of everybody, Barack Obama included.

Anyway, the whole thing got me thinking. If Kentucky fans are strong enough to help their Wildcats win an online poll against a UCLA team featuring Alcindor and Walton -- two men who combined to go 174-6 in their college careers -- what other online polls could they manipulate in their favor?

I came up with the following list:

(All percentages are reasonable projections)

Best Band

• The Beatles: 44 percent
• UK Basketball: 56 percent

Best Food

• Pizza: 31 percent
• UK Basketball: 69 percent

Best Movie

• The Godfather: 28 percent
• UK Basketball: 72 percent

Best Late night Talk Show Host

• David Letterman: 38 percent
• UK Basketball: 62 percent

So let the record show nothing is impossible for Kentucky when it comes to online polls. I bet Billy Gillispie wishes the NCAA would put DeAndre Liggins' eligibility up for a vote. The heralded incoming freshman would be cleared by noon Friday if that happened. As it stands, everything remains on hold. But while Kentucky fans wait for that news they can take pleasure in the fact they have given their program another national title -- this one thanks to a hands-on-(mouse) approach.

UCLA Bruins (11 national championships -- 1964-65, 1967-73, 1975, 1995)
	Guard Walt Hazzard	Guard Gail Goodrich	Forward Ed O'Bannon	Forward Bill Walton	Center Lew Alcindor	Sixth Man Sidney Wicks
Years	1962-1964	1963-1965	1992-1995	1971-1972	1967-1969	1969-1971
Games	87	89	117	87	88	90
PPG	16.1	19.0	15.5	20.3	26.4	15.8
FG%	.432	.476	.513	.651	.639	.511
3PT%	N/A	N/A	.394	N/A	N/A	N/A
FT%	.706	.702	.739	.642	.628	.635
RPG	5.5	4.7	7.0	15.7	15.5	9.9
APG	N/A	N/A	1.8	3.6	N/A	2.3
SPG	N/A	N/A	1.2	N/A	N/A	1.3
Misc.	1 title (1964); 1964 Tournament MOP	2 titles (1964-65); 2 Final Fours	1 title (1995); 1995 Tournament MOP; 1995 Wooden award winner	2 titles (1972-73); 3 Final Fours; 1972, 1973 Tournament MOP; 1972-74 Naismith award winner	3 titles; 3 Final Fours; 1967-69 Tournament MOP; 1968-69 national POY; 1969 Naismith award winner	3 titles; 3 Final Fours; 1971 POY
Coach: John Wooden, 620-147, 27 seasons, 12 Final Fours, 10 titles (1964-65, 1967-73, 1975)

Kentucky Wildcats (7 national championships -- 1948, 1949, 1951, 1958, 1978, 1996, 1998)
	Guard Ralph Beard	Guard Tony Delk	Forward Jack Givens	Forward Alex Groza	Center Bill Spivey	Sixth Man Cliff Hagan
Years	1946-1949	1993-1996	1975-1978	1945, 47-49	1950-1951	1951-1952, 54
Games	139	133	132	120	63	77
PPG	10.9	14.2	15.4	14.5	19.3	19.2
FG%	N/A	.474	.515	N/A	.381	.425
3PT%	N/A	.397	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
FT%	.624	.709	.798	.678	.669	.700
RPG	N/A	3.5	6.0	N/A	N/A	13.4
APG	N/A	1.6	2.0	N/A	N/A	N/A
SPG	N/A	1.5	N/A	N/A	N/A	N/A
Misc.	2 titles (1948-49); 2 Final Fours	1 title (1996); 2 Final Fours; 1996 Tournament MOP	1 title (1978); 2 Final Fours; 1978 Tournament MOP	2 titles (1948-49); 2 Final Fours; 1948-49 Tournament MOP	1 title (1951); 1951 Tournament MOP; 1951 POY	1 title (1951)
Coach: Adolph Rupp, 876-190, 41 seasons, 6 Final Fours, 4 titles (1948, 1949, 1951, 1958)