Tiger Woods Word Cloud

(CBS)  Golfer Tiger Woods had a lot to say today, in his first public appearance since his car accident last November.

CBSNEWS.com ran his public statement today through a word cloud generator at http://www.wordle.net/to see which words were most frequently used in his statement.

The words, "people," "want," "Elin," and "behavior" pop in the word-cloud.

Perhaps the single most important thing that Tiger said today was "I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior."

But that doesn't show up prominently in the world-cloud.

It's in the lower right corner.

What's more important? What you say? Or how often you say it?

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Top 20 Things Tiger Shouldn't Say At His Press Conference

20) " I am deeply sorry for my irresponsible and selfish behavior I engaged in even though this is rehearsed. I thought the rules didn't apply to me. But they do.
I strayed away from Buddhism and went straight into hard core Bootyism. "
19 ) " I am sorry that I was caught and now have to apologize to so many women that I will never have sex with."'
18) '' When hearing my caddy scream hole in one. I had no idea how man holes I could get into off of the course."
17 ) " Yes, I AM TIGER. I AM TIGER. I AM A SEX MACHINE. I AM A GIGOLO. I AM MAN. THEY ARE WOMEN.
I'M NOT ARROGANT. I'M TRYING TO APOLOGIZE. ''
16) '' I apologize to my wife and my fans. Because I had so many women on my TO DO LIST.''
15) '' My 9 clubs are usually saved for the golfing tour and not for my head. Elin never hit me.
Whenever I say foursome. I mean FOUR! ''
14) " It was never my intention to engage in any lascivious behavior with any Disney Characters."
13) I am sorry that I didn't know about the settings on my I-Phone before this happened to me."
12) '' I do believe that all fire hydrants should be safe for the fire departments and dogs to use.''
11)'' Yes, I was sex-texting before I had my crash."
10) I don't need racial diversity training like people think. Yes, I know some of them were s****s and weren't black women. But somebody had to hit it.
9) I received no personal consultation from Congressman Joe Wilson and his white supremacy group Sons OF The Confederacy on the rules of lying.
8) '' I NEVER had sex with that woman! But I did have sex with that woman."
7) '' No I haven't gotten any email from the Pope about my playlist. Noo! No! My music playlist. ''
6) '' No, I don't endorse sex with animals like some people do."
5) '' Yes, I do endorse hanging out with girl groupies like John Mayer and saying the '' N'' word.
4) '' I'm sorry, son. I'm not your father. But I did have sex with your mother."
3) '' No, I don't have a Top Ten List for Women for the Lettermen Show.''
2) '' No! No! The rumors about a Tiger Woods SEX App for the I-Phone are all untrue."

Top 20 Reason No. 1

'' Look! The rumors about me being booked
through out the summer at the Bunny Ranch in Las Vegas are false."

WHO CARES? Could switching to GEICO now
save him 15% or more on his car insurance?
Are his girlfriends also insured?
WHAT? Is he crying?

[fsgkevin]

Ok, apology over. Lets bury this story for some REAL news....

[TVO1CITW]

If his sex addiction balanced out his golf game he may never play again.