January 26, 2010 5:39 PM

In Defense of Jay Leno

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(The New Republic)  Michelle Cottle is a senior editor of The New Republic.

At long last our national nightmare is over: Jay Leno is headed back to his spot atop "The Tonight Show," and Conan O'Brien-more adorably known these days as Coco-has left the building with his gazillion-dollar consolation prize, quite possibly to set up shop at Fox.

Who would have imagined the battle between two filthy-rich late-night gabbers could command so much public attention, overshadowing even our obsessions with Jon Gosselin's love life and Tiger Woods's compulsion to play hide-the-putter with cocktail waitresses? And yet, even now, after all the articles and video clips and interviews devoted to NBC's deliciously bloody melodrama, I still don't quite get it: How did Jay Leno emerge as Great American Jerk, vilified across old and new media alike as an entitled, conniving, big-footing back-stabber who ruined poor Coco's life?

Forget all the "Team Coco" t-shirts and the anonymous, overcaffeinated web barkers raging about how the sight of Leno makes them want to puke; at the height of this bizarre struggle, ABC late-night gabber Jimmy Kimmel did a mano-a-mano takedown of Leno that ranks among the most vicious assaults I've seen on network TV-and he did it on Leno's own show. (Sample bit: Asked about his fondness for pranks, Kimmel shot back, "I think the best prank I ever pulled was I told a guy that 'five years from now I'm going to give you my show,' and then when the five years came, I gave it to him and then took it back almost instantly. It was hilarious." Kimmel didn't look amused; he looked steamed.

And things only got rougher from there.) WTF? The vilification of NBC's Jeff Zucker I understand-and applaud. This is, after all, the guy who brought us "Fear Factor" and "The Apprentice." But what did Leno do that's so appalling?

Surely people aren't whining about the unfairness of the show shuffling. Yes, Coco has been dealt a harsh blow. In 2004, NBC execs made him a pinkie promise that, if he eschewed other suitors and stayed loyal to the network for five more years, he would then be handed the keys to arguably TV's most celebrated brand. Obviously, Coco assumed he would be allowed to keep those keys for more than seven months. But lest any of us get too self-righteous, let's recall that no one-least of all sweet little Coco-seemed especially troubled back then by the thought of kicking Leno to the curb. This despite the fact that, for about a decade, Leno had been dominating the ratings and raking in truly obscene wads of ad cash for the network. (A Fortune article from February 2004 reported that Leno's "Tonight Show" was generating $100 million in annual earnings-roughly 15 percent of NBC's total profits.)

The eye-on-the-bottom-line calculation was that, come 2009, Leno would be a whopping 59 years old and no one, especially the all-powerful 18- to 49-year-old demographic, would want to watch his desiccated old carcass anymore. (No matter that Johnny Carson didn't cede the throne until age 65; that was before advertisers' youth fixation.) So it was that NBC execs informed Leno that, no matter how great a job he was doing, they were putting him out to pasture in five years to make way for Coco and his dewier demographic.

OK. Fair enough. TV is a bloody, mercenary business. So why now the shock and outrage that NBC would be so crass as to pull the plug on Coco for sinking below not only the ratings that Leno enjoyed as "Tonight Show" host (even among the youngest viewers, mind you) but also those of Letterman over at CBS? And even if people are riled at the network suits, why slam Leno? Sure, his 10 p.m. show turned out to be a dog, but that only upped the pressure on NBC to kill it and restore Leno asap to the perch where he had proved so valuable.

So why the hate? In talking with people and poring through the anti-Leno sniping, part of the irritation seems to stem from the sense that, despite his success, Leno doesn't deserve "The Tonight Show" because he just isn't funny. Period. Indeed, some people clearly hold the opinion that he has been ruining the franchise with his Dudley-Do-Right goofiness and aggressive Regular Guy persona. He lacks the edge and post-modern sensibility of Letterman or Coco or the Comedy Central gang. His humor is broader, dumber, and softer than the other guys', in what has long been panned as a shameless pander to the unwashed masses. (To put it in 1990s sit-com terms, Leno is more "Home Improvement" than "Seinfeld.")

But to some degree, this is what it means to oversee "Big Tent" entertainment (as "The Tonight Show" has been characterized) rather than trafficking in the quirkier niche humor of Coco. Americans cuddle up with Leno even as the critics roll their eyes and bemoan national tastes. When Letterman's "Late Show" launched opposite Leno in 1993 (during the last great salvo of the Late-Night Wars), Newsday's TV critic cheered it as "the start of a taste and sensibility war that will divide the country between the mainstream and alternative audiences. The mainstream has Jay Leno. And all the others have Dave." Or, as Letterman's executive producer sniffed to Fortune in 2004, "Jay runs 'The Tonight Show' like a political campaign. Dave is an artist."

Now, I myself have always been a Letterman gal. (What can I say? The deranged, gap-toothed grin slays me.) And, while Coco has never tickled my fancy, I'll accept that he's funnier-and certainly more au courant-than Leno. I mean, who isn't? But to fault Leno for being unhip or too boringly mainstream in his humor is to misunderstand the function he serves as "Tonight Show" curator. Being a comedian has always been an ancillary part of the job. While Carson could be wickedly funny, during his and his predecessors' tenures, the show's monologue didn't play nearly the central role it has under Leno, whose roots are in stand-up. Jack Parr in particular was known more as a charming interviewer than a funnyman.

Obviously, the show has evolved over its decades. But as with anything, as the brand ages it has become as much a source of comfort as of entertainment, meaning that harsh or raunchy or challenging humor has even less place there now. I am hardly the first to observe that people watch "The Tonight Show" as they're winding down for bed-immediately following the doomsday hysteria of the local news, for god's sake-when they're tired, vulnerable, and snuggled into their jammies. For many, it's like a televised sleeping pill. And for this, viewers do not want cutting-edge quips or hip snark or comedic artistry. They want vaguely topical humor that makes them feel like they're in touch with the news of the day but that doesn't make them think too hard.

Just as key, they want that humor delivered by someone familiar, someone benign, someone as soothing as a glass of warm milk. The scarier the times, the greater the need for a reassuring (in Leno's case, downright cartoonish) face reinterpreting the day. This is particularly true for older viewers, the demographic that Leno owned and that so swiftly abandoned Coco. As Bob Wright, Zucker's predecessor as network CEO, once observed, "There are very, very few people who, like Jay, can stand up there with new material, every single night, night after night, and be appreciated by a very broad audience." (Notice here that Wright says "be appreciated by" not "be considered uproariously funny by.")

Does all this sound condescending, as though much of the American public prefers pabulum to haute cuisine and cannot abide a bedtime story-much less a storyteller-that makes them uncomfortable? Maybe. But it's hard to argue with success. Leno has adeptly nurtured a not-too-edgy, not-too-challenging mass appeal over the years on the assumption that it is not his job to make the masses go "huh" so much as "ahhh." (And maybe, every now and then, "ha, ha, ha.") This may not make him the funniest guy in late-night, but neither does it make him the bad guy.

By Michelle Cottle:
Reprinted with permission from The New Republic.

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by dhermosillo61 January 28, 2010 3:48 PM EST
WHY isnt anyone stating the fact that Jay Leno is a greedy, self centered, selfish absolute horror of a human being. THAT MAN PUT OVER 200 PEOPLE WITH FAMILIES TO SUPPORT OUT OF WORK WITHOUT GIVING IT A SECOND THOUGHT. Has anyone had the nerve to ask him how he lives with himself? Or exactly how much money and how many cars does he need to be happy? I am pretty sure he will never mention nor apologize for his appaling actions because he doesnt give a rats ass, as long as he has a job, why should he care about anybody else, after all what is more important, 200 people keeping their jobs so they can feed their children or Jay Leno having his show back? I can only hope and pray that there really is a thing called Karma and that it bites him in the ass and does not let go. I wonder if ANYONE in his family has had the courage to stand up and say SHAME ON YOU, what you did was wrong and I do not approve, if they did Im sure his response was not remorse but rejoice. You are a bad bad man Mr. Leno and eventually people always get what they deserve.
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by gosstom January 27, 2010 11:09 PM EST
Lessons learned from this sorry experience:
1. Jay Leno is the John Edwards of Late Nite TV (LNTV)
2. David Letterman is carrying the load on LNTV
3. The Irish really do have a tough temper
4. The NBC Jews really blew it big time.
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by deleese January 27, 2010 5:31 PM EST
I happen to think Jay is funny, and seems to be a genuinely nice guy. Why he should be blamed for Conan's lower ratings. If I were a Conan fan, and was interested in watching his show, I would tune in at the appropriate time, no matter what the lead in show was.
Quit picking on Jay, and watch Conan on FOX or wherever he lands up, he will do fine and have a boatload of money sitting in the bank, not like the rest of us unemployed Americans....and Kimmel's meanness is uncalled for, poking fun at the situation is one thing, but when people get mean, well it is just not necessary.
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by Zann-Zel January 27, 2010 10:30 AM EST
Come on people - its business! More people watched Leno than watched Conan - so put Leno back! Its not that hard to understand! Besides Conan was bringing down the IQ of the country!
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by justsane-2009 January 26, 2010 8:36 PM EST
Why isn't anyone blaming Leno for Conan's poor ratings? The reason that NBC finally conceded that the Leno 10:00 experiment was a failure, was that the affiliates complained that they no longer had a good ratings lead into their local news broadcast. Well, logic demands that we consider that the reduced viewership of the local NBC affiliates' late news created a poor ratings lead into the once venerable Tonight Show. If Leno had any integrity, he would have retired from the turkey that the peacock put him in, and allowed O'Brien to regain his audience after NBC re-invigorated its prime time schedule. If improved 10:00 ratings didn't lead to increased viewership for the Tonight Show, then NBC could certainly let Conan go, and replace him with Leno if they wanted.
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by mavis55555 January 27, 2010 5:09 PM EST
Why should you blame Leno for Conan's poor ratings? Conan took over the Tonight Show on June 1st, months before Leno's show and the NBC fall schedule started. The ratings drop on the Tonight Show was instant. Letterman repeatedly beat out Conan during the summer and it only got worst. Yes, the 10:00 experiment was a failure, but those who continue to blame Leno needs to grow up. Place the blame on this mess squarely at NBC's feet. They alone are responsible, not Leno.
by eligain January 26, 2010 7:41 PM EST
What I don't understand is that Leno fans all say it he didn't want to retire and that NBC and/or Conan pushed him out. Yet there is actual video evidence of Leno, happily deciding to retire in 2004 to keep Conan from going through what he did when he took over the Tonight Show. Then he turns around and participates in the very thing against Conan, he claimed he was trying to avoid.

How does that not make him a bad guy or at least a not very honest guy.

There is also Leno's final show where he had Conan on and praised him and handed off the show. That was apparently all a lie as well?

There is just no evidence that Leno unwillingly left the Tonight Show. The video evidence is to the contrary. What it really appears to be is that after initially deciding it was the right thing to do, Leno changed his mind and had no qualms with putting Conan through worse than he went through at the behest of NBC.

If you couple how he treated Carson and Letterman with the way he was willing to participate with Conan's ouster, I think you can conclude his nice guy image is an act.
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by erasmus111 January 26, 2010 8:26 PM EST
"Yet there is actual video evidence of Leno, happily deciding to retire in 2004..."


At no time did Jay Leno say he was "retiring". He was leaving the Tonight Show, but he was not retiring.


"There is also Leno's final show where he had Conan on and praised him and handed off the show. That was apparently all a lie as well?"

Uh, HELLO! Why does it have to be a lie? What the hell was he supposed to do? Yes, NBC was pulling him from the Tonight Show, but maybe they had promised him something else. Like what he has right now? It doesn't do much for your reputation or for getting a job somewhere else if you start bashing the person that is taking over.



"What it really appears to be is that after initially deciding it was the right thing to do..."


Who says he ever thought it was the right thing to do? There are some people that want to be DIGNIFIED in their exit. If you want a good reputation, that is.


"Leno changed his mind and had no qualms with putting Conan through worse than he went through at the behest of NBC."


Wasn't Conan the first to get nasty? Wasn't Leno just retaliating?

Leno was doing fine on the Tonight Show and should never have had to leave. NBC is just greedy and was thinking they were going to make MORE MONEY and have more TEENEY BOPPERS viewing the show, with Conan. They were WRONG. They are now correcting their mistake. Personally, I think they both should have said, "go **** yourselves", to NBC. : )
by blues_guitarist January 26, 2010 10:34 PM EST
@erasmus111

Retiring from a show as its host is a form of retirement, you know.

Leno was the first to get nasty when he decided to fling himself back into basically the same show on the same network at an earlier time slot in a spectacular experiment in TV show Darwinism, and then made himself a liar by insisting that NBC preempt The Tonight Show into the next morning for some half hour garbage of his.

Leno probably should have left the first time as he said he would, but he should most certainly have walked from his contract two weeks ago after his show began to kill local news affiliates and Conan simultaneously.

The only reason NBC didn't get rid of Leno two weeks ago is because his contract was a lot more expensive to buy out than even Conan's $45 million fit - a problem Leno could easily have solved if he chose. Instead, he went with late night suicide while broadsiding Conan's career.

And for what - another two, maybe three years at best before the 18-to-35 crowd is assumed to be never coming back to The Tonight Show and he gets fired again?

Leno's the bad guy here. Conan was offered an opportunity to take the hosting job on Leno's terms, after he retired from that job, and in the end Leno very publicly and cold-heartedly back-stabbed him.
by booklover48 January 26, 2010 5:51 PM EST
Good for you for pointing out that Conan had no trouble kicking Jay under the wheels.

Good analysis of why Jay Leno is so popular. For me, it's always been because he doesn't often stoop to meanness with his remarks, although he sometimes crosses the line with political figures. In the past couple of weeks, I've been startled by the misdirected anger of people who don't understand (and apparently refuse to hear) how this decision came about, starting in 2004.
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by lawyertom1 January 26, 2010 5:45 PM EST
Leno's monologues are actually quite funny.
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by RoboBlogger January 26, 2010 4:45 PM EST
Conan's head was too big to keep afloat. Or was it the camera adding ten pounds of air in it? Claim your throne Leno!
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by erasmus111 January 26, 2010 4:29 PM EST
"I still don't quite get it: How did Jay Leno emerge as Great American Jerk"


Yeah, that's what I am trying to figure out. It wasn't his choice to leave the Tonight Show.


"So why the hate?"

Because that's what some of us so called "humans" do. We build them up, then we tear them down. And just tearing them down isn't good enough, we have to kick the **** out of them while they are there.

And when humans form a pack, there is no difference between them and a bunch of wild dogs.
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