Tragedy Trumps The Tea Party

Leslie Savan: Current Events Rendered Michelle Bachmann's "Super Bowl Of Freedom" Even More Grotesque

(The Nation)  Leslie Savan is the author of Slam Dunks And No-Brainers: Pop Language in Your Life, the Media, and, Like...Whatever and The Sponsored Life: Ads, TV, and American Culture.

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Don't bring your pitchforks. This is to be our "last stand" to stop health care reform, it's Alamo time. Don't let your congressmen call it a "rally" or "protest"--make sure they say "press event" or "press conference." The point is to see "the whites of their eyes," because there's nothing a congressman fears more than a "freedom-loving American." Oh, and don't dress "too nicely." We don't want the press to start calling this another "Brooks Brothers riot" like they did when Bush aides stormed Miami hallways to stop the 2000 recount.

You can feel the tension between the urge to bully and the need to seem "normal" in every hectic contradiction sent out over the past couple days by Rep. Michelle Bachmann and the Republican Study Committee to the thousands of Tea Partiers who gathered to protest at the Capitol on Thursday. And you have to sympathize. Truly, it isn't easy to be inoffensively radical, or respectably revolutionary, or even pleasantly insane.

Brought in on buses chartered by the corporate astroturf group Americans For Prosperity, they were the now de rigeur crew of white folks of a certain age, carrying signs emblazoned with Holocaust corpse pits and Obama as the Joker. Most wound up snarled before the metal detectors at the entrances to House and Senate office buildings across the street from the Capitol, trying to get inside to "scare" their congresspeople but instead spilling into the traffic outside. A handful of anti-abortion protesters were arrested at Nancy Pelosi's office in the Canon House Office Building (Pelosi wasn't there; she spent most of her day in the Capitol itself, where access is strictly limited).

Bachmann had called this a "desperate act" in hopes of countering the House vote on the reform bill, scheduled for this Saturday, though you've got to wonder whether another reason was to drown out coverage of its endorsement by both the American Association of Retired People and the American Medical Association (the latter a real Et tu? moment for the GOP).

In the end it didn't matter--the shooting of 43 people at Ft. Hood in Texas by an Army major with an Arabic name drowned out the Tea Partiers and just about everything else.

The mass murder reminded us that, while Bachmann's flock were arguing hysterically about "death panels" and taxes to pay for "other peoples' health care" (as one Tea Partier complained to NBC), George Bush's two unfinished--and unfinishable--wars are taking an unimaginable toll on American soldiers and their families. Not to mention that those hopeless quagmires are siphoning off more money than this mild bill could ever cost, while destroying the morale of the last national institution, the military, with anywhere near the resources it needs to function.

All this is far worse than merely pleasantly insane. How can a country facing the multiple, monumental crises left behind by the Bush/Cheney team ever hope to come together and solve them with Republican leadership like that of Rep. Todd Akin (R-MO)? It was Akin who, just two hours before the shootings began at Ft. Hood, recited the Pledge of Allegiance to the Tea Partiers at the Capitol, saying, "It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this and it drives the liberals crazy!"



Notice how Akin snarkily raises the volume on "under God" while dropping the too-bipartisan word "indivisible"? Even when they are specifically told not to bring their pitchforks, that they must stop frightening little children and horses, these people cannot help themselves. Less than two months ago John Boehner and Eric Cantor were fretting about the need to moderate bomb-throwers like Bachmann. Yet there they were Thursday, sharing a stage not only with the mindless Minnesotan but with hyperbolic posters comparing health care to Maoism and Obama to Hitler.

The massacre at Ft. Hood does put the threat posed by the cost of a poor person's colonoscopy to an insurance company's bottom line in a raking light. But the people who gave us the wars that just came home to Texas can't see the connection: Rep. Virginia Foxx (R-NC), for instance, warned us last week that, "we have more to fear from the potential of that [health care reform] bill passing than we do from any terrorist right now in any country."

Now, that's a respectable revolution.

[dixieconvert]

The only "joke" here I'm seeing is how badly most of you seem to be underestimating the patriot movement.

Keep pushing - bring it. We're primed and ready to go.

[noloyalisti]

Correction: Tragedy Is the Tea Party.

Where were these mindless robots when the Republicans and Bush Crime Family were driving us off the cliff into the second Great Republican Depression in 80 years.

Unfortunately, Obama is no Roosevelt. That's what we needed. Maybe the populist, middle of the road Dennis Kucinich who I was supporting in the primary. The I had to vote for the lesser of two evils. Again: the story of my life.

[doc_holliday76]

by alsoconcerned:
"I wish the former Republicans had done the job of addressing health care, the stock market, etc."
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If you were truly concerned, you would have spoken-up then, as we have watched our health care debacle grow worse each year, as de-regulation allowed the financial sector to write its own rules of GREED, as our infrastructure crumbled, as we became more dependent on foreign sources of finite fossil fuels instead of renewable energy after the first OIL embargo, as "liveable wage" jobs and manufacturing were offshored by the millions -- instead of building a military/industrial complex for the select WAR profiteers that now comprises a black hole of waste, fraud and abuse beyond belief!

[babooph]

The founding fathers of "tea party" days were the most radical leftists on the planet-these modern fools would have been Benidict Arnold fans-of course ,in their delusions....

[doc_holliday76]

Of course the conservitards were the loyalists and Tories of the day, afraid of change and dissent like those darn "librul" radicals. The republican'ts have only proven how they love authoritative and secretive governing like the fascist busheviks and their UNpatriot Act of 2001, removing many rights and freedoms of Americans like habeas corpus and search and seizure of homes and property.

[doc_holliday76]

by band3x:
"So, where were all these demonstrators while bush was taking a C R A P on the front steps of the white house and wiping his @$$ with the constitution?"
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by Taylor_09:
"Bush has never trashed this country."
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Absolute proof that these far-right mental midgets continue to try to re-write history and only parrot the same FAUX NoNooz propaganda on a daily basis. No doubt, we have much more terrorism to fear from within our nation from the far-right fringe extremists, that continue to show their juvenile behavior as support for violence by a very marginalized miNOrity party of misanthrope malcontents.

[briannorwood]

Dear Ms. Bachmann:

There's nothing a freedom-loving Americans fear more than a batshit-crazy jackass like yourself serving in our House of Representatives!

[OregonJames]

These people are fruits and nuts, and they are the reason the republican party has become such a disaster. They are a gift to the democratic party and they are too stupid to see it.

My hat is off to these idiots. I salute them and thank my lucky stars they came along, because every time these fools open their mouths they demonstrate to the world the utter lunacy of their party. God bless them!

[mypitts2]

I would argue that the AARP and AMA endorsements had already bigfooted the tea baggers before Fort Hood came along and bigfooted everything.

[doc_holliday76]

by antiobamunist:
If you are indeed a "health professional", I will hope I never run into you when getting treatment for my affliction.
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Unfortunately, there is no treatment for ignorance of the foxnewsus propagandus homosapien subspecies.

[Taylor_09]

Oh there's ignorance out there allright. But it's all on account of the lamestream media being in the tank (or in bed) with the Democrats (socialists). If most of Obama's voters knew the real truth about what's going on and what's in the healthcare bill and what else he intends to do to destroy this country, no entitlement in the world would keep them from running the other direction. I said most, not all. Cause some really are too stupid to save. Does that sound like any leftie you know?

[antiobamunist]

oc_holiday76 wrote:
"Unfortunately, there is no treatment for ignorance of the foxnewsus propagandus homosapien subspecies".

Doc, that was quite a retort to my post. My original comment, "If you are indeed a "health professional", I will hope I never run into you when getting treatment for my affliction", was meant to reply to the poster who wished me Ill Health to somehow show me how Socialized Medicine would be such an improvement over the current Private system. I would think that a "Health Professional", whether Conservative or Liberal, would not be so callous as to wish Ill Health on another to somehow prove his point. Did that obvious thought elude you, or do enjoy mocking people stricken with Cancer because they are not as enlightened as you think you are?

Just to be clear, I am a Cancer Patient, while you sir are an Idiot. If you get a yuk discounting my disease by making such obscene comments, you are showing your own ignorance and childish beliefs.

If you care to respond to the points made in my last posting, go ahead.
If your only interest is using this board to show others what a Liberal's idea of debate is, you certainly missed the mark.
You are one sick puppy...

[doc_holliday76]

by defiance8:
"I would like to see an armed march on Washington. April 19th sounds perfect."
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Go ahead.......armed civil disobedience by fascist jackbooted thugs is hardly free speech, but an act of aggression against a duly elected government. The rabid extremists from the far-right are now foaming at the mouth, and just asking to be put out of their misery!

[Taylor_09]

Ah yes...duly elected. But in case you missed it or it whooshed over your little head, that government that was duly elected took an oath to uphold the constitution. NOT to trash the hell out of it, which is what Pelosi & the other socialists are doing. I believe our founding fathers addressed this issue and what to do about it, should it occur. Pay attention. You might actually learn something, for a refreshing change.