October 15, 2009 2:04 PM

Comedian: Sell the Vatican to End Hunger

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(AP)  Comedian Sarah Silverman has a new proposal for ending world hunger: Sell the Vatican.

In a new profanity-laced monologue making the rounds on YouTube in time for U.N. World Food Day on Friday, Silverman suggests that it's time for the pope to "move out of your house that is a city" and use the proceeds to feed the world's poor.

"On an ego level alone you will be the biggest hero in the history of ever!" she exclaimed. "Sell the Vatican. Feed the world."

The Vatican clearly has no plans to follow suit. On Thursday, a spokesman declined to comment. But the Catholic League, the U.S. Catholic civil rights organization, denounced Silverman and cable broadcaster HBO for her "obscene" and "filthy diatribe."

In a statement, it noted that such an attack would never have been leveled against, say, the chief rabbi of Jerusalem or the state of Israel and added that the "Catholic Church operates more hospitals and feeds more of the poor than any private institution in the world."

Yet the Rev. James Martin, culture editor of the Jesuit magazine America, says Silverman may be onto something. In an online article, Martin noted that Jesus himself told his followers to sell what they had and give it to the poor.

"Of course Pope Benedict XVI could not 'sell' any of the treasures of the Vatican, the same way that your local archbishop couldn't sell off the cathedral at a whim; they are not his, they are the church's," Martin wrote. "And the church is not simply the hierarchy but the entire people of God."

But he added: "Still, perhaps Ms. Silverman, in her postmodern, potty-mouthed way is on to something. Like Jesus was. Sell the Vatican? Well, maybe not everything but perhaps a statue or two?"

For the record, the U.N. Food and Agriculture Organization, which just released its annual report on the state of world hunger, says global food output will have to increase by 70 percent to feed a projected population of 9.1 billion in 2050.

To achieve that, poor countries will need $44 billion in annual agricultural aid, compared with the current $7.9 billion, the Rome-based FAO said. Overall, an annual net investment in agriculture of $83 billion is needed to feed the world.

Even if the pope were to sell the Vatican, it wouldn't be enough.

In 2004, the Vatican disclosed that the Holy See's real estate was worth 700 million euros, or about $908 million at the time. That doesn't include St. Peter's Basilica and the Sistine Chapel, which the Vatican termed priceless and valued at a symbolic 1 euro.

While the Vatican's artistic holdings are obviously worth millions, the institution itself doesn't bring in a lot of cash. In 2008, it ran a euro0.9 million ($1.28 million) deficit, the second year of losses. Revenues were euro253.9 million and expenses euro254.8 million.

The Vatican began publishing its finances in 1981, when Pope John Paul II ordered financial disclosure to debunk the idea that the Vatican was rich.

Silverman, who is no stranger to religiously and racially charged slurs, gained international attention with her 2008 "The Great Schlep" campaign in which she exhorted Jews to go to Florida to convince their grandparents to vote for Barack Obama.

AP
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by nscates2 October 26, 2009 4:22 PM EDT
Q: Why does the leader of a religious institution need an entire city as his personal abode?
A: It's not his personal abode. It is the Holy See of the Catholic Church. It isn't the Pope's property. It is just as much my property as it is yours. It is a beautiful city, why dismantle it? In Something similar, why dismantle something so historic and beautiful as the Taj Mahal?

Q: Given the shear amount of priceless works of art, gold leafing, and other ancient treasures harbored by the church...how does one reconcile the teachings of Jesus with such massing of wealth?

A: Actually putting true thought into this reveals that this would neither be a sufficient or sustainable solution.

Q: What purpose does the Vatican City serve, beyond being the home of the pope? In which case do you feel God would be most pleased...the Pope lives in a one room apartment on the upper west side living off the bare minimum while a VERY large portion of the world's hungry are fed on the proceeds of Vatican riches. Or, the pope continues to live in his shangrila on earth while millions beg for something to eat. Would God prefer scenario number one or two?

A: Who are we to judge the lives of the Pope? It is a place that God has provided the man. I am perfectly fine with it, I think he deserves it, just as Barack deserves the White House. If you feel bad about the place he is dwelling in, go to www.crs.org to see what "little the Church is doing" for the poor.
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by thinkharder- October 16, 2009 1:33 PM EDT
You know what I find interesting, is that all those who are attacking Sarah here are not in fact critiquing her suggestion so much as they are broadly attacking her style and comedic wit. The reason? She is right. It is difficult to refute her because her logic is sound?

Do me a favor...without going into some long diatribe about how anti-catholic I am...answer these questions:

-Why does the leader of a religious institution need an entire city as his personal abode?
-Given the shear amount of priceless works of art, gold leafing, and other ancient treasures harbored by the church...how does one reconcile the teachings of Jesus with such massing of wealth?
-What purpose does the Vatican City serve, beyond being the home of the pope?
-In which case do you feel God would be most pleased...the Pope lives in a one room apartment on the upper west side living off the bare minimum while a VERY large portion of the world's hungry are fed on the proceeds of Vatican riches. Or, the pope continues to live in his shangrila on earth while millions beg for something to eat. Would God prefer scenario number one or two?
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by CommentMaker October 16, 2009 10:33 AM EDT
I think the Catholic church puts spiritual value on relics. These relics happen to be very valuable. However, there is greater value in supporting and feeding the poor than storing up something to look at when you pray. A picture is worth a 1000 words.
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by CommentMaker October 16, 2009 8:15 AM EDT
Proverbs 17:28 "Even a fool is counted wise when he holds his peace; When he shuts his lips, he is considered perceptive." That's good advice Sarah. Then, of course, you're a woman.
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by babooph October 16, 2009 5:26 AM EDT
Lets put a fat tax on all religious property-they are all nothing but a bunch of private clubs-I practice agnostisism at home -why do I pay property tax& that bunch skate??
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by Stevenapoli7 October 16, 2009 5:23 AM EDT
Screw you Silverman
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by lyndar2 October 15, 2009 10:27 PM EDT
I thought the Vatican was almost broke because of all the pedophile settlements against the Priests.
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by 6306abc October 15, 2009 8:45 PM EDT
God bless Hammas.
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by dudzim October 15, 2009 8:00 PM EDT
End war in the Middle East - give Palestine back to the Palestinians.

Just a joke ...


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by skepticalJM October 15, 2009 7:54 PM EDT
What does the Church need all that wealth for? Somewhat worldly I'd say, especially since their founder ended up on a cross for the world's sins, especially GREED.
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by armyoftwelve October 15, 2009 11:01 PM EDT
What part of the article did you read???

Let's see the hovel that you live in you selfrighteous little creep.
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