NEW YORK, August 19, 2009

Bikinied Britney Spears Jokes on Letterman

Shows Off New Figure While Delivering "Top Ten" on if She Were President

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    Pop star Britney Spears appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to deliver to the Top Ten List, "Ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were President."

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(AP)  What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.

Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.

For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow."

The pop star appeared eager to show off her buff new body. She delivered the list in a bikini.

Spears also joked that her situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, and she'd challenge the U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade.

Her top reason?

"Finally," she said, "the media would pay some attention to me."


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by Illuminated1 August 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT
There isn't anything wrong with the human body a person can look at without some bible thumper (who probably knows less about the bible than what's in it) just has to condemn.
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by mysteriousjz August 21, 2009 3:44 AM EDT
A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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by mysteriousjz August 21, 2009 3:44 AM EDT
A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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by fariborzzak August 21, 2009 1:57 AM EDT
I will vote for her in next election.
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by gosstom August 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT
We should focus on the real problems, such as, does Lady GaGa really have both a wee wee and a vijaja.
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by nirak2-2009 August 20, 2009 8:08 PM EDT
Only a **** would appear on Letterman in a bikini
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by shylove2 August 20, 2009 7:40 PM EDT
Finally,something we can believe in!
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by nomealaska August 20, 2009 2:14 PM EDT
Spam lady's husband is probably fantasizing about Britney while his ignorant spouse is online spreading her jive.
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by erasmus111 August 20, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
Spam lady is a man.
by Lawyers-Guns-n-Money August 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT
by erasmus111 August 20, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
Spam lady is a man.
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But a latent one.
by nirak2-2009 August 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT
that would be a relief to get rid of her by sending her to the moon.
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by nojoy01 August 20, 2009 2:48 AM EDT
Yawn. Britney who? I've got a question. In the photo/video, doesn't that look like a honkin' big nose?
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by pw08-2009 August 20, 2009 5:04 PM EDT
Who's looking at her nose...
by cameraphone August 19, 2009 8:24 PM EDT
I delivered the Top 10 last night in my Speedo, if you know what I mean:)
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by USSAmerikan August 19, 2009 5:28 PM EDT
She looks a heck of a lot hotter than Stiffler's mom!!!
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by erasmus111 August 19, 2009 5:27 PM EDT
by toldyouso29 August 19, 2009 11:33 AM EDT
I see love handles. Glad she is not shaving her head anymore--but she still looks very trashy and the bikini does not work on such a well tread bod--you can see the rolls hanging on her sides--why didn't someone (like her handler) tell her this?)


What is the matter with you? I do not like Britney, and disagree with her wearing a bikini on David Letterman, but she looks just fine. It's no wonder young girls have eating disorders with people like you spewing crap.

I wonder what you look like after having those TWELVE kids of yours? Scary, I bet.
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by credibility2 August 19, 2009 4:48 PM EDT
Nothing like a double entendre with her quip about "free pie". More proof of her sleaziness and Letterman's sophomoric and juvenile voyeurism. Low-life trash.
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by pw08-2009 August 19, 2009 5:54 PM EDT
She's tasty and unfortunately, most guys are voyeristic...
by g_morgan August 19, 2009 3:31 PM EDT
Say what you will about Dave's pandering or Britney's qualifications - she looks great.
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by rematenaj August 19, 2009 3:22 PM EDT
I am not a fan nor a man, but I think she looks great! She's got it she should flaunt it - why not?? Whoever thinks she has love handles needs glasses, or has never seen real love handles!
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by snowylynne August 19, 2009 2:07 PM EDT
She thinks she is something special.I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
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by pw08-2009 August 19, 2009 4:40 PM EDT
But every guy here, or at least most of them thinks she is...so you lose!
by picklepants7 August 19, 2009 1:57 PM EDT
britney is hot! she even looks smok'n on the cover of ok magazine. so she has some love handles, big deal. i would prefer her than those unnatural toothpick models, at least she has some curves. heck, i have love handles and i look hot myself!
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by TheMasses2016 August 19, 2009 2:07 PM EDT
Is that a pickle in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
by picklepants7 August 20, 2009 7:56 AM EDT
by TheMasses2016 August 19, 2009 2:07 PM EDT
Is that a pickle in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

actually believe it or not, it's yes on both counts!
by Weincke01 August 19, 2009 12:22 PM EDT
You guys are too much! After decades of exporting the concept and images of any and every kind of lewd and violent behavior possible, to any and every part of the world imaginable - be it in the form of porn, Rambo movies or music videos, it's actually quite amusing to sit here and watch you guys screetch and seethe just because some air-headed Brit brings it all back home to you in a neat package. Yup - ol man Letterman may be a dirty ol man Letterman, but believe you me - to the outside world Dave is percieved as one of the most benevolent and toothles aspects of your media culture. I'll tell you the lesson learned over here: You guys thought your Standards were so good, you decided to double 'em.

Euro-Man
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by rondivoo August 19, 2009 2:00 PM EDT
Wha??? Crawl back under your rock!
by credibility2 August 19, 2009 11:46 AM EDT
More proof that Spears is depraved and degenerate is desperately crying out for help. Letterman continues to also show that he's definitely a letch and pervert. Too bad he was wearing his invisible dribble cloth.
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by stn_sage August 19, 2009 12:10 PM EDT
Excellent post, I couldn't agree with you more!

Additionally, Britney shows us once again what TERRIBLE decisions she makes!
by bobnjersey August 19, 2009 4:06 PM EDT
[More proof that Spears is depraved and degenerate is desperately crying out for help. Letterman continues to also show that he's definitely a letch and pervert. Too bad he was wearing his invisible dribble cloth. ]

you people really need to seek professional help. please outline in detail the tenants of the letch and pervert characteristics that you all see so clearly. also outline the criteria defining the depraved, degenerate crying out for help that's so obviously oozing from your television screens.

you really need to get a life ... and incorporate views of others who don't subscribe to your pathetic world view.

thinking that you have it all figured out ... and everyone else is inherently wrong because they don't sound, look, and think like you is absurdly ignorant.
by pw08-2009 August 19, 2009 4:38 PM EDT
Are we a wittle jealous (maybe just a wittle bit?)....every guy here would love to be depraved with her...and yes I meant to spell it that way.
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