Bikinied Britney Spears Jokes on Letterman

(AP)  What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.

Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.

For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow."

The pop star appeared eager to show off her buff new body. She delivered the list in a bikini.

Spears also joked that her situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, and she'd challenge the U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade.

Her top reason?

"Finally," she said, "the media would pay some attention to me."

[Illuminated1]

There isn't anything wrong with the human body a person can look at without some bible thumper (who probably knows less about the bible than what's in it) just has to condemn.

[mysteriousjz]

A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that

[mysteriousjz]

A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that

[fariborzzak]

I will vote for her in next election.

[gosstom]

We should focus on the real problems, such as, does Lady GaGa really have both a wee wee and a vijaja.

[nirak2-2009]

Only a **** would appear on Letterman in a bikini

[shylove2]

Finally,something we can believe in!

[nomealaska]

Spam lady's husband is probably fantasizing about Britney while his ignorant spouse is online spreading her jive.

[erasmus111]

Spam lady is a man.

[Lawyers-Guns-n-Money]

by erasmus111 August 20, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
Spam lady is a man.
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But a latent one.

[nirak2-2009]

that would be a relief to get rid of her by sending her to the moon.

[nojoy01]

Yawn. Britney who? I've got a question. In the photo/video, doesn't that look like a honkin' big nose?

[pw08-2009]

Who's looking at her nose...