August 19, 2009 10:49 AM

Bikinied Britney Spears Jokes on Letterman

(AP)  What would a President Spears administration be like? Apparently, very tasty.

Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.

"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.

For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow."

The pop star appeared eager to show off her buff new body. She delivered the list in a bikini.

Spears also joked that her situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, and she'd challenge the U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade.

Her top reason?

"Finally," she said, "the media would pay some attention to me."

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by Illuminated1 August 21, 2009 3:17 PM EDT
There isn't anything wrong with the human body a person can look at without some bible thumper (who probably knows less about the bible than what's in it) just has to condemn.
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by mysteriousjz August 21, 2009 3:44 AM EDT
A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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by mysteriousjz August 21, 2009 3:44 AM EDT
A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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by fariborzzak August 21, 2009 1:57 AM EDT
I will vote for her in next election.
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by gosstom August 20, 2009 9:47 PM EDT
We should focus on the real problems, such as, does Lady GaGa really have both a wee wee and a vijaja.
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by nirak2-2009 August 20, 2009 8:08 PM EDT
Only a **** would appear on Letterman in a bikini
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by shylove2 August 20, 2009 7:40 PM EDT
Finally,something we can believe in!
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by nomealaska August 20, 2009 2:14 PM EDT
Spam lady's husband is probably fantasizing about Britney while his ignorant spouse is online spreading her jive.
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by erasmus111 August 20, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
Spam lady is a man.
by Lawyers-Guns-n-Money August 20, 2009 9:26 PM EDT
by erasmus111 August 20, 2009 3:53 PM EDT
Spam lady is a man.
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But a latent one.
by nirak2-2009 August 20, 2009 2:09 PM EDT
that would be a relief to get rid of her by sending her to the moon.
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by nojoy01 August 20, 2009 2:48 AM EDT
Yawn. Britney who? I've got a question. In the photo/video, doesn't that look like a honkin' big nose?
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by pw08-2009 August 20, 2009 5:04 PM EDT
Who's looking at her nose...
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