NEW YORK, August 19, 2009
Bikinied Britney Spears Jokes on Letterman
Shows Off New Figure While Delivering "Top Ten" on if She Were President
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Play CBS Video Video If Britney were President Pop star Britney Spears appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman in a bikini to deliver to the Top Ten List, "Ways the country would be different if Britney Spears were President."
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Britney Spears appears on "The Late Show with David Letterman," August 18, 2009. (Worldwide Pants Inc.)
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Timeline Britney's Meltdown She shaved her head, went commando and drove with a baby in her lap. Here's a look at past antics of pop princess Britney Spears.
Britney Spears appeared on David Letterman's "Late Show" on Tuesday to deliver a Top Ten list of ways the country would be different if she were president.
"Free pie for everybody," Spears declared.
For No. 10 on the list, Spears said she'd be "the first president since Nixon to wear eye shadow."
The pop star appeared eager to show off her buff new body. She delivered the list in a bikini.
Spears also joked that her situation room would be a cabana at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas, and she'd challenge the U.S. to put a nightclub on the moon within a decade.
Her top reason?
"Finally," she said, "the media would pay some attention to me."
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- There isn't anything wrong with the human body a person can look at without some bible thumper (who probably knows less about the bible than what's in it) just has to condemn.
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- A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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- A piece of trash open to the world to pee.... what kind of lifestyle is that
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- I will vote for her in next election.
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- We should focus on the real problems, such as, does Lady GaGa really have both a wee wee and a vijaja.
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- Only a **** would appear on Letterman in a bikini
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- Finally,something we can believe in!
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- Spam lady's husband is probably fantasizing about Britney while his ignorant spouse is online spreading her jive.
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- that would be a relief to get rid of her by sending her to the moon.
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- Yawn. Britney who? I've got a question. In the photo/video, doesn't that look like a honkin' big nose?
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- I delivered the Top 10 last night in my Speedo, if you know what I mean:)
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- She looks a heck of a lot hotter than Stiffler's mom!!!
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- by toldyouso29 August 19, 2009 11:33 AM EDT
I see love handles. Glad she is not shaving her head anymore--but she still looks very trashy and the bikini does not work on such a well tread bod--you can see the rolls hanging on her sides--why didn't someone (like her handler) tell her this?)
What is the matter with you? I do not like Britney, and disagree with her wearing a bikini on David Letterman, but she looks just fine. It's no wonder young girls have eating disorders with people like you spewing crap.
I wonder what you look like after having those TWELVE kids of yours? Scary, I bet. - Reply to this comment
- Nothing like a double entendre with her quip about "free pie". More proof of her sleaziness and Letterman's sophomoric and juvenile voyeurism. Low-life trash.
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- Say what you will about Dave's pandering or Britney's qualifications - she looks great.
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- I am not a fan nor a man, but I think she looks great! She's got it she should flaunt it - why not?? Whoever thinks she has love handles needs glasses, or has never seen real love handles!
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- She thinks she is something special.I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
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- britney is hot! she even looks smok'n on the cover of ok magazine. so she has some love handles, big deal. i would prefer her than those unnatural toothpick models, at least she has some curves. heck, i have love handles and i look hot myself!
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- You guys are too much! After decades of exporting the concept and images of any and every kind of lewd and violent behavior possible, to any and every part of the world imaginable - be it in the form of porn, Rambo movies or music videos, it's actually quite amusing to sit here and watch you guys screetch and seethe just because some air-headed Brit brings it all back home to you in a neat package. Yup - ol man Letterman may be a dirty ol man Letterman, but believe you me - to the outside world Dave is percieved as one of the most benevolent and toothles aspects of your media culture. I'll tell you the lesson learned over here: You guys thought your Standards were so good, you decided to double 'em.
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- More proof that Spears is depraved and degenerate is desperately crying out for help. Letterman continues to also show that he's definitely a letch and pervert. Too bad he was wearing his invisible dribble cloth.
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- Excellent post, I couldn't agree with you more!
Additionally, Britney shows us once again what TERRIBLE decisions she makes!
- [More proof that Spears is depraved and degenerate is desperately crying out for help. Letterman continues to also show that he's definitely a letch and pervert. Too bad he was wearing his invisible dribble cloth. ]
you people really need to seek professional help. please outline in detail the tenants of the letch and pervert characteristics that you all see so clearly. also outline the criteria defining the depraved, degenerate crying out for help that's so obviously oozing from your television screens.
you really need to get a life ... and incorporate views of others who don't subscribe to your pathetic world view.
thinking that you have it all figured out ... and everyone else is inherently wrong because they don't sound, look, and think like you is absurdly ignorant.
- Excellent post, I couldn't agree with you more!
