March 4, 2009 2:28 PM

Andy Ponders The Months

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(CBS)  The following is a weekly 60 Minutes commentary by CBS News correspondent Andy Rooney.



I was thinking that just about everything is over now that we've had Christmas, the Super Bowl, the election and the Oscars. There's no doubt about it our year is divided up by those events.

They were all good this year. Christmas is always good. The election was good, particularly if you liked Barack Obama.

The Super Bowl and the Oscars get big ratings every year, so television loves both of them. They ought to move one of those to August though because there's not much on television in August.

When I write the name of a month in a script, I'm always surprised how some months are spelled. August is easy but February is strange. "Febuary" is spelled "FebRuary" and not "FebUary" the way we all pronounce it.

Today is March 1st, of course. Most of us like March but I think either May or June would win any vote we took to pick our favorite month. January and February are too cold and July and August are too hot.

Some people would probably pick September, but I don't like endings and I think of September as an ending.

There are a few things that begin in September of course and I like those. The beginning of the television season, the beginning of the football season for example but like everything else, they're moving up the football season. Football used to start in October. Now it starts before the baseball World Series are over.

I live in New York and I prefer living where the weather changes like it does here. We have hot weather in the summer but we have ice and snow in the winter. That's the way it ought to be.

Los Angeles has in-between weather all year long if that appeals to you. Movies made in the big studios are a lot like the weather in Hollywood - the same.

Something I've always wondered is whether or not they sell more clothes in New York stores because of the cold weather than they do in Los Angeles where it's more apt to be warm all year long. I doubt it. The thing you have to remember is, most people don't wear clothes to keep warm. For instance, "warm" is not the issue when women get dressed. I wear the same suit all year long.


Written by Andy Rooney

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by mvm57 March 4, 2009 10:05 PM EST
Mr. Rooney, My family has always enjoyed watching your comments. In fact sometimes we don't watch 60 minutes till the end if the rest of the show does not interest us. Don't let these other people who send mean comments stop you from continuing till you are ready to retire. One day, if they are lucky, they will be greater than 80 years old. Wouldn't it be nice to see how well they would present themselves on TV? Honestly, Americans are becoming more prejudice. A little respect goes a long way. Do unto others folks!
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by leprechaun1230 March 4, 2009 5:11 PM EST
Andy, your segment of 60 minutes is one that I thoroughly enjoy and look forward to each week.
As for your comments regarding favorite months of the year, as a true Irishman that you are, I am somewhat disappointed and surprised that you did not recognize March as a favorite month, given the feast and celebration that is St. Patrick's Day each March 17.
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by Long_Beach_Lee March 2, 2009 7:27 PM EST
An Andy topic?
Obsolete word - goodbye
2009 replacement - Have a good one (good day, good dinner, good sex?)
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by evergreentea March 2, 2009 2:18 PM EST
There was a wonderful contradiction in Mr. Rooney's soliloquy on the months of the year. Speaking of his least favorite months he said that July and August are too hot and January and February are too cold. Yet, just a few sentences later he says he loves living in New York because of the change of seasons. I wonder if this is a theme of his life: preferring to live in a world he can complain about.
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by SeaSaltChap March 2, 2009 12:59 PM EST
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"roo" [as in the OED]

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by AndyK1978 March 2, 2009 9:36 AM EST
Andy has always struck me as a little off the wall, but recently his commentary approaches the stream of consciousness of an insance man. I am reminded of a great quote from the movie "Billy Madison". ---->
"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. "
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by JackStraw57 March 2, 2009 6:56 AM EST
I like Andy Rooney. Those who love Andy Rooney should not let this man lapse into senility in front of millions of viewers. It would be a profoundly cowardly thing to do.
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by kapuloni March 1, 2009 11:13 PM EST
Andy, in the Hawai'ian translation, it is spelled "Pepeluali", but i always say pepe-le-pew!
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by kapuloni March 1, 2009 11:06 PM EST
Februa...Latin ....is the root word of February...Februa...definition, Feast of Purification, a reference to LENT...
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by mscrocus March 1, 2009 10:34 PM EST
No, Mr. Rooney, we don't ALL drop the "R" when pronouncing February. Some of us are concise in our speech, not sloppy.
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