Ex-Judge Won't Drop $54M Pants Lawsuit

Former Law Judge Sued Dry Cleaners Over Lost Pair Of Pants, Requests A New Hearing

(CBS/AP)  A former judge who unsuccessfully sued his dry cleaners for $54 million over a lost pair of pants isn't giving up.

Roy Pearson has filed a petition with the D.C. Court of Appeals, requesting the case be reheard - this time by a nine-judge panel.

Pearson claimed Custom Cleaners failed to live up to its promise of "Satisfaction Guaranteed."

Three appellate judges agreed last month that Pearson failed to show the store's advertising amounted to fraud and said his argument defied logic.

In asking for a hearing before the entire court, Pearson, a former District administrative law judge argues the three-judge panel failed to address all the issues in his appeal.

Pearson also argued that he was denied access to having his case heard by a jury, reported the Washington Post.

Pearson did not immediately respond to an e-mail seeking comment Tuesday. Phone calls to his home went unanswered.

[treknutz]

Next stop for this idiot is a pshyc eval.

[toolmangler-2009]

How did he ever get to be a ''Judge'', It''s obvious he doesn''t have the intelligence required (or the common sense).

[rrozsa-2009]

Give him one of those judge shows on network tv.

Judge Kook


-----------------------Posted by CloverNYC at 12:08 PM : Jan 07, 2009

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Yes, I would love to see him pop up in Judge Judy''s court! She would have him for lunch! LOL

[clovernyc]

Roy L. Pearson stars as Judge Kook in the new daytime reality show ''Dude, Where Are My Pants?''

The lucky contestant who solves this mystery stands to win a date with the Judge.

Now who can pass that up?

[rushman71]

I wonder who elected this guy as a judge? Oh, yeah...... Democrats!!!!

[zooage]

someone please put him out of our misery. He is making a mockery out of the justice system.

[clovernyc]

Give him one of those judge shows on network tv.

Judge Kook

[tibu987]

What he needs to do is to see a shrink as soon as possible.

[rillifane]

I thought that Calhoun the Lawyer on the old Amos and Andy show was over the top until I saw this guy.

"Isz be bringing dis here suit ''gainst dem folks what done ruint my britches. I be de party uh duh first part and he be the party uh duh second part or in udder words I duh stucker and he de stuckee"

[rrozsa-2009]

That''''s it for me......you have no idea how hard it is to type with one''''s nose!

-------------------------- Posted by FarRemoved at 10:25 AM : Jan 07, 2009

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I find the sleeves easier to gnaw through than the leather straps.