Jan. 2, 2009

Gonzo'll Never Work in This Town Again

Andrew Cohen Says Former Attorney General Cries Victim While Being In Denial About His Colossal Failures

  • Alberto Gonzales said in an interview he is a casualty in the war on terror because Legal analyst Andrew Cohen reminds Gonzales that denial is not a river in Egypt."/>

    Alberto Gonzales said in an interview he is a casualty in the war on terror because "for some reason" he is being judged on the policies that he as Attorney General pursued. Legal analyst Andrew Cohen reminds Gonzales that denial is not a river in Egypt.  (AP Photo/Ron Edmonds)

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(CBS)  Attorney Andrew Cohen analyzes legal issues for CBS News and CBSNews.com.
Sixteen months after resigning in disgrace, Alberto Gonzales had the gall this past week to declare himself “one of the many casualties of the war on terror,” a statement so preposterous and offensive that it unintentionally explains precisely why the former Attorney General of the United States finds himself a self-described outcast in the world of law and politics.

The man is a walking, talking herald for his own colossal failures.

In an extraordinary interview this past week, the man who enabled the worst scandal at the Justice Department since Watergate rhetorically asked: “What is it that I did that is so fundamentally wrong, that deserves this kind of response to my service?”

The man who rubber-stamped our government’s dubious torture policy and controversial warrantless surveillance work then told Evan Perez of The Wall Street Journal: “For some reason, I am portrayed as the one who is evil in formulating polices that people disagree with.”

For some reason? Can it really be true that Gonzales still does not understand how poorly he performed and how much damage he caused to the rule of law?

Is it conceivably possible as we enter 2009 that he honestly believes he did nothing “fundamentally wrong” at the Justice Department during the U.S. Attorney scandal? Does he fail to understand that his last, pathetic appearance before Congress - in which senators literally laughed in his face for his lack of recollection about key events - reflects a broader rejection of him by Washington’s Establishment?

Gonzales deserves the full measure of scorn he currently is receiving from the best and the brightest in the nation’s capital. He allowed (or he encouraged) federal prosecutors to be threatened (and ultimately judged) by partisan hacks. He allowed zealots like John Yoo and David Addington to hijack our privacy rights. And if he wasn’t officially the “architect” of the government’s embrace of torture as a policy option, he was at a minimum the “general contractor” or the “building inspector” who ensured that the odious policy was approved.

These allegations are only the beginning of the litany of charges history will heap upon Gonzales’ tenure as Attorney General (and, before that, as White House counsel). Violent crime rose during his tenure at the Justice Department, as did illegal drug use in many suburban and rural areas of the country. Terror law prosecutions - like the conspiracy trials of Zacarias Moussaoui - were often a travesty upon justice. And Gonzales failed or refused to broker an honest, workable deal among Congress, the Pentagon, the White House and the federal courts when it came to the rights of terror detainees.

Alas, it’s not uncommon for a shamed public official to wallow for years in self-pity. You need only to view the fantastic film "Frost-Nixon" to see that dynamic in action. But Gonzales is whining now, specifically, because he also wants your pity (and, if possible, a few headlines). Why? Because (he complains mournfully to the Journal) he can’t find a job at a law firm, and so far has been unable to find a publisher for a book.

In his mind, he is a casualty because he has been unfairly judged for actions and reactions beyond his control.

That’s a stunningly ironic (and self-absorbed) position to take when you are directly responsible for some of the real and tangible, living and breathing casualties of the war on terror - men and women who have been wrongly imprisoned without a right to challenge their confinement, to name just one example. Are we supposed to feel worse for Gonzales than we do for the terror detainees who languished for years at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, long after our government knew they hadn’t committed a crime or were a threat to our security? How about the citizens here in the States whose e-mails and phone conversations were illegally monitored during Gonzales’ tenure?

(CBS/AP)
Gonzales’ comments display the same level of detachment from reality (and responsibility) that he displayed throughout the course of his public life. In Texas in the 1990s, working for his patron George W. Bush, he signed off on clemency memos that were so bereft of fair analysis that they should have resulted in him losing his law license.

As White House counsel he infamously paid a ghoulish visit to John Ashcroft’s hospital bed to try to get the ailing, medicated official to sign off on domestic surveillance.

And then he came to the Justice Department and ruined it.

So it’s no surprise, then, that the big, rich law firms don’t want Gonzales anywhere near their offices. He’s politically toxic, which destroys his ability to be one of those successful law-firm lobbyists Washington seems to grow like weeds. And he is just not smart enough, or courageous enough, to work as an effective trial or appellate lawyer on behalf of clients. He thinks he’s not getting a corner office because of the looming threat of indictment. I think he’s not getting a job in the law because no one wants him as their lawyer. Would you?

It’s also no surprise that no one wants to publish his book. The only way Gonzales will get his coveted tell-all deal is if he promises to be candid, repentant and, most of all, self-aware … and why in the world would he suddenly decide to be those things? The U.S. Attorney scandal didn’t bring them out in Gonzales. Nor did sharp and vital Congressional questioning. And it’s clear from this latest bomb of an interview (within the friendly confines of the Journal, no less) that Gonzales’ "Oprah Moment," in which he confesses his venal sins and begs for redemption, may never come.

So instead of pretending he is a victim - and thereby insulting the real victims of the legal war on terror - maybe Gonzales could slink back to Texas and get a job there. Or instead of pretending he is a martyr, and thereby insulting the brave public officials who did stand up for the Constitution these past eight years, maybe Gonzales could instead become a professor at Pat Robertson’s Regent University, the third-tier law school whose graduates (Monica Goodling, for one) turned into the hacks that ruined the credibility of the Justice Department. Takes one to teach one, right? Whatever.

Don’t go away sad, Alberto, just go away.

By Andrew Cohen
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by noloyalisti January 5, 2009 7:11 PM EST
This slimewad Bush Crime Family enabler should be thankful he is an elite Republicon, otherwise he would be in some jail in a spider hole where traitors belong.
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by irmcvet971 January 5, 2009 4:32 PM EST
Gonzalez, and now Richardson. Each party represented.

Can we now start choosing officials based on merit instead of token Hispanic ethnicity?

Posted by greeneyes222 at 11:34 AM : Jan 05, 2009

Excuse me Swastika Breath but Richardson is in WHO''s Administration.... What department was he in charge of? Gonzo was the White House Chief of Staff AND the head of the Department of Justice. Richardson had the good sense and HONOR to bow out BEFORE he became part of any administration... don''t expect one of the Fascist Republican''s, Remember Larry Craig, to do that!! Sieg Heil Y''all
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by arnoldbowers January 5, 2009 4:28 PM EST
"menchengr9" they is but one race it is "human race" they are a lot of nationalities in our race but still only one HUMAN race.
Frank
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by arnoldbowers January 5, 2009 4:25 PM EST
A slow death to sorryas bas+ tards as he, the best way for him to go; after all, he has (ruin many a good man and woman such as the secret service agent Ms. Valeria Plame) put good and faithful men in prison with his lies, distorted rulings (to please his unhonorable friend gw bush the president) and interputations of our law which he twisted to fit gw bush desires. They are not enough fire in the place down where the devil calls home for him to burn. I pray he lives a long and disasterious life like he has given to the noble men and women of this country and innocent folks over seas regardless of their religious perferences or colour of their skin.
The best of good byes to the rest of you''ll from
Frank Bowers of Austin, TX
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by jntlw-2009 January 5, 2009 3:10 PM EST
A bible quote from proverbs (Paraphrased): " A king who listens to lies will have a corrupt court". Boy is that true with GWB and cabal.
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by greeneyes222 January 5, 2009 2:34 PM EST
Gonzalez, and now Richardson. Each party represented.

Can we now start choosing officials based on merit instead of token Hispanic ethnicity?
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by mechengr9 January 5, 2009 2:06 PM EST
downtowner97
sorry to be anal about spelling but it''s Faux News. AG would be great on Faux News. As for racists comments being made. Being an idiot never weas race dependent. There''s plenty of idiots to go around no matter what the race.
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by goosfraba2 January 5, 2009 1:42 PM EST
Excellent article followed up by some excellent comments.

Thank you, Mr. Cohen, et al.
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by briannorwood January 5, 2009 1:17 PM EST
I look at Alberto Gonzolez as a metaphor for the entire Bush administration...intellectually weak, morally corrupt, arrogant and yet, supremely incompetent.

Mr. Gonzolez, you are a pathetic little man!
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by downtowner97 January 5, 2009 3:21 AM EST
He can get a job on FOX.
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by mikeboyle January 4, 2009 11:02 PM EST
I''m trying to come up with a pithy comment about this article. Oh yes, what was it that *** Cheney uttered to Senator Patrick Leahy?
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by smurfcrusher January 4, 2009 10:13 PM EST
Hasn''t he heard? Crime doesn''t pay.
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by mikefl11 January 4, 2009 7:54 PM EST
After shoring up his own cerebral shorcomings with the selection of Cheney as running-mate, our President placed malleable minorities (Gonzalas, Powell, and Rice) to key support positions. Only Powell proved to be a problem to the unilateral, groupthink approach to foreign policy encouraged by our President (and this challenge was eventually overcome). The President received the "rubber stamps" that he sought and now he must live with the ramifications. Notes to future commanders-in-chief: Be careful what you ask for.
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by brannigon January 4, 2009 5:43 PM EST
Sixteen months after resigning in disgrace, Alberto Gonzales had the gall this past week to declare himself %u201Cone of the many casualties of the war on terror,%u201D a statement so preposterous and offensive that it unintentionally explains precisely why the former Attorney General of the United States finds himself a self-described outcast in the world of law and politics. UNBELIEVABLE! THIS CLOWN IS JUST ANOTHER NARCISSTIC EGO MANIAC WHO THINKS HE CAN DO NO WRONG! JUST ANOTHER POLITICIAN SHOOTING HIS BIG MOUTH OFF! "I''M NOT A CROOK!" SHUT UP GOZO, GET A JOB WASHING DISHES OR SOMETHING!!!
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by czmdm January 4, 2009 2:47 PM EST
Ray Navarette should read this article. Leave race out of it. The guy is a failure no matter if he is Hispanic or if he is from Mars.

Our civil rights are the most important thing about the USA. Gonzalez and the Bush admn. with their "if you''ve got nothing to hide mentality" have raped the USA.
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by zloa January 4, 2009 2:01 PM EST
It had nothing to do with Gonzalez being a Hispanic or quotas like you white racists want to belive. It had to do with Bush wanting a lacky and yes man who would do whatever he wanted legal or not.
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by torva-2009 January 4, 2009 1:49 PM EST
All Gonzo had to do was be sure all of the brown was wiped off of his lips before he appeared in public.

Posted by omnibus66 at 08:16 AM : Jan 04, 2009

To bad for Gonzo that he didn''t realize that he also needed to wash off the stench or at least us a lot of that cheap men''s room cologne before testifying before congress...
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by zoopster1 January 4, 2009 11:58 AM EST
Gonzales is a weasel. A hall monitor. If he worked in the private sector he would be called a "middle manager".

He hasn''t accomplished anything because that''s not what middle managers are for. They merely exist to meddle, and to protect their unnecessary positions.

The position of AG in the United States is an important one, but Gonzales is not. So let him blather on. In 3 weeks it won''t matter anymore.
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by omnibus66 January 4, 2009 11:16 AM EST
Gonzales did exactly what he believed (or was told) Bush wanted him to do. A yes man, a puppet, a pawn being a figurehead, nothing more.

The article nails him, but mistakenly gives the impression that Gonzales was his own man. Bush and Cheney pulled all the strings. All Gonzo had to do was be sure all of the brown was wiped off of his lips before he appeared in public.
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by ramos937 January 4, 2009 9:28 AM EST
I live and work in South Texas. Gonzales was as main speaker invited by the local Hispanic Chamber of Commerce to speak at our annual Xmas Dinner. This is an event usually attracting close to 1000 attendees and numerous civic leaders. Because of Gonzales, I chose not to attend.

The day before the event, the dinner was publicized by the local paper. It did not mention Gonzales''s appearance nor did it the day after the event. I can only assume that enough board members realized their mistake and disinvited Gonzales.
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