Gov't Error Sends Callers To Sex Line

People Hoping To Order Duck Stamps Greeted By Phone-Sex Line Due To Printing Mistake

(AP)  People calling a federal phone number to order duck stamps are instead greeted by a phone-sex line, due to a printing error the government says would be too expensive to correct.

The carrier card for the duck stamp transposes two numbers, so instead of listing 1-800-782-6724, it lists 1-800-872-6724. The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24.

People calling that second number are welcomed by "Intimate Connections" and enticed by a husky female voice to "talk only to the girls that turn you on," for $1.99 a minute.

Duck stamps, which cost $15 a piece, are required to hunt migratory waterfowl. The government uses nearly all the revenue to purchase waterfowl habitat for the National Wildlife Refuge System. In 2006-2007, the latest figures available, duck stamp purchases brought in nearly $22 million.

This year's stamps, which feature a pair of northern pintail ducks, went on sale July 1 and are good through June 30 of next year. The error will not be corrected until next year's duck stamps.

The Fish and Wildlife Service, which administers the program, printed about 3.5 million duck stamps attached to cards with the wrong number. An agency spokeswoman, Rachel Levin, said it would cost $300,000 to reprint them.

"I don't know that it would be worth it to do a reprint," she said Thursday. "That's a lot of money we can be using for wildlife conservation. With all of the needs for conservation, it doesn't make sense to divert money away from an important cause." For those people who like to dial by letter, the card does include the proper 1-800-STAMP24.

"As best we know, it was a typographical error that was not caught," Levin said, stressing that the stamps are still valid.

The agency first learned of the mistake a few days ago, when a duck stamp owner informed them about the glitch. Levin said the agency has not received any complaints.

The error, which was first reported Wednesday by Denver TV station KUSA, is limited to self-adhesive versions of the stamps. The moistened version, which is printed in much smaller numbers, does not come with a carrier card.

The government uses a contractor, Ashton Potter Security Printers of Williamsville, N.Y., to print the duck stamps. Levin said she did not know whether the error was made by the government or by the company.

Ashton Potter's president and chief executive, Barry Switzer, said that the company was provided with the wrong telephone number.

"We reproduced the wrong number correctly," he said. "We regret this whole situation happened, but we did our job properly."

[airboatboy]

This news quacked me up.

[keithle1]

S*it happens.

I think it''s disgraceful that we set aside areas for wildlife. They should be building townhouses, condos, shopping malls, fast food restaurants, etc, on this land!

Screw the ducks!

[sfden]

This really ruffles my feathers! You''re all a bunch of Quacks!!
Sorry.............

[xmanborg]

Thats totally HOT !

[sly_64]

this is just too good. now an excuse for running up you bill on a phone *** line

[mandalay-bay]

"The first number spells out 1-800-STAMP24, while the second number spells out 1-800-TRAMP24."

lol quote of the year CBS....


I can picture it now....when the girl is moaning over the phone the guy goes: "So do I get the stamps afterwards or during?"

[kaviz]

Honey? Why did your duck stamp cost $200 this year?

[tootall10142]

Hey! Fred the chances of making to louisanna are better this yerar i hear the hunters are staying in and listenning to a political phone campaign and we can glide right through kansas and arkansas this year but will have to avoid idaho and utah .

[thevicar2]

I heard former Governor Spitzer ordered 20,000 stamps!!!

[checkthepast]

"Do you want me to put it on your bill?"

[checkthepast]

1-800-IDIOT

(cbsfan731)

[checkthepast]

And the hooker said to the duck......
"Do you want me to put it on your bill?"

[chimpyout]

This is a moment of comic relief after eight years of a regime that has brought deep disgrace and very long term debt upon the suffering American people.

We and our posterity will curse this plague!

[stn_sage]

Can we be sure it WAS a mistake?!

On the basis of history, it''s apparent this GOP administration is out to destroy government!

Plus, we have more than just a couple examples of how perverted and twisted these GOP politicians, appointees, and judges are!

They probably thought it would be a funny but wasteful gag that would infuriate the public but that they could deny and play down publically!

Well, people! Keep it in mind! Do you really want to keep this party in charge in government, when they can''t even get a correct phone number placed in print!?

[oneworldusa]

Gives a new meaning to ''bait'' and switch.