Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty

(AP)  Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

[ralan40]

Just another republican pervert, trying to get into the holding tank so he could watch other men and especially little boys exposed.


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Posted by rharrin1

Wow, Rharrin1 seems to know more about this person than a casual reader...must be a sponsor.

[michellem99-2009]

I wonder what they will do next in one. I know this is not funny but he will ''member the cell they put him in. Maybe he did it knowing he be locked up. There he get - my list.
A roof over his head.
3 meals aday.
Med care
And we are the ones that pay to house them.

Ummm, if he was naked, where exactly was he carrying his cell phone???

[erasmus81]

haoli25

It was really you, wasn''t it?
It is okay, you can tell me. I know how to keep a secret.:)

[haoli25]

He had to take off all of his clothes?!?!? Who is he, George Costanza?

[larysinclair]

That''s the sh_ts!

[feelfreee4u]

Someone wrote
"An Obama fan no doubt. He doesn''''t know why he did it. He doesn''''t need a reason. Seemed like a good idea at the time. "

HAH HAHHAHAHAH

Funniest post all week.

[runningralph]

An Obama fan no doubt. He doesn''t know why he did it. He doesn''t need a reason. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[barbaraf4]

"They say he didn''t suffer any serious injuries."

Give it a few days. There is bound to be some E-coli or such to come out of this.

[billorights]

I bet he was searching for any redeeming qualities of our adminisration. None were found. - Posted by impeach_w at 03:51 PM : Jun 06, 2008

He did, however, find your collected wit.