Naked Man Rescued From Porta-Potty

Man Called 911 From The Toilet's Holding Tank; Rescue Workers Had To Cut Him Out

(AP)  Rescue crews had to cut apart a portable toilet to rescue a man who got stuck naked inside the potty.

Authorities say 31-year-old Shannon Hunter, of Lebanon, Pa., used his cell phone to call 911 on Sunday from inside a portable toilet.

Police say Hunter had been drinking and had taken off his clothes. Somehow, he immersed himself in the holding tank.

Deputy fire commissioner Chris Miller told WPMT-TV, "I've been on the job in one form or fashion for 21 years, and this is the first port-a-potty rescue I've ever had."

Police charged Hunter with public drunkenness and creating a health code violation, but they have no idea why he was in the toilet with his clothes off. They say he didn't suffer any serious injuries.

[ralan40]

Just another republican pervert, trying to get into the holding tank so he could watch other men and especially little boys exposed.


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Posted by rharrin1

Wow, Rharrin1 seems to know more about this person than a casual reader...must be a sponsor.

[michellem99-2009]

I wonder what they will do next in one. I know this is not funny but he will ''member the cell they put him in. Maybe he did it knowing he be locked up. There he get - my list.
A roof over his head.
3 meals aday.
Med care
And we are the ones that pay to house them.

Ummm, if he was naked, where exactly was he carrying his cell phone???

[erasmus81]

haoli25

It was really you, wasn''t it?
It is okay, you can tell me. I know how to keep a secret.:)

[haoli25]

He had to take off all of his clothes?!?!? Who is he, George Costanza?

[larysinclair]

That''s the sh_ts!

[feelfreee4u]

Someone wrote
"An Obama fan no doubt. He doesn''''t know why he did it. He doesn''''t need a reason. Seemed like a good idea at the time. "

HAH HAHHAHAHAH

Funniest post all week.

[runningralph]

An Obama fan no doubt. He doesn''t know why he did it. He doesn''t need a reason. Seemed like a good idea at the time.

[barbaraf4]

"They say he didn''t suffer any serious injuries."

Give it a few days. There is bound to be some E-coli or such to come out of this.

[billorights]

I bet he was searching for any redeeming qualities of our adminisration. None were found. - Posted by impeach_w at 03:51 PM : Jun 06, 2008

He did, however, find your collected wit.

[fishinfool43]

must be one of those new "blue"tooth phones ROFL. wonder where he was keeping it if he didnt have any pockets hmmmmmmm....geez i crack myself up

[michellem99-2009]

what we have a man who used the porta potty to **** and got drunk and disrobed. So this is what we are paying them them to do. Years ago they handled it different. They drink,run half naked where we live and no I don''t call the pigs as it is not the answer. I was told years ago if the place is on fire to get the hell out naked or not. they will throw a blanket over the person and that is it. I alway sleep in my clothes..I am TOO tired to hunt for my nightie.

[michellem99-2009]

what we have a man who used the porta potty to **** and got drunk and disrobed. So this is what we are paying them them to do. Years ago they handled it different. They drink,run half naked where we live and no I don''t call the pigs as it is not the answer. I was told years ago if the place is on fire to get the hell out naked or not. they will throw a blanket over the person and that is it. I alway sleep in my clothes..I am TOO tired to hunt for my nightie.

[impeach_w]

I bet he was searching for any redeeming qualities of our adminisration. None were found.

[questionnews]

Hello..911
Yea.. It%u2019s me Shannon again!
Uh-huh%u2026.. No I%u2019m in toilet this time.
%u2026%u2026..No...It%u2019s a portable toilet.
No,%u2026 inside the bottom.
I think it%u2019s been about an hour.
Of course I tried to climb out but I can%u2019t get out.
Well yea, I had a few beers, but what%u2019s that got to do with anything.
Yes, I%u2019m OK. Getting sick to my stomach though.
Firemen?.....OK. How long before they get here? OK
Could you ask that they don%u2019t send any women fire fighter?
Well,%u2026.because I%u2019m naked.
Yea..completely.
I don%u2019t remember. I think they are up above hanging on the door.
Hold on a second%u2026%u2026..Hey dude%u2026%u2026no no no this toilet is out of order%u2026%u2026%u2026%u2026.. Stop laughing dude. It ain%u2019t funny. Go to another one!!!! Hey put my wallet back!!! I%u2019m on the line with 911 right now.
OK I%u2019m back, someone just took my wallet. Can you guys hurry up!!!.

[questionnews]

I would really like to hear the 911 call. I hope they release it. I can''t imagine how that conversation started out.

[denn034]

Though they censor these postings to hide my postings the posting pooper has struck again.

[cfin5]

Yep. I thought the story would say he was lit a bit too much. All that purple dye they put in those things "SMURFED" his decor up some. Interesting how some folks can drink responsibly while others think one more is gonna make them feel relaxed like the first two,......several times over.

[deacon20081]

Must have a crappy life so he decided to literally embrace it LOL

[deacon20081]

Another Added to the Darwin Award list.......