Teens Arrested For Targeting Chuck Norris

Two Pennsauken High School students have been arrested after a teacher found what was believed to be a hit list that targeted actor Chuck Norris.

Camden County prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says the list also included the names of three students and a school staff member.

No one was injured.

School superintendent James Chapman said in a posting on the district's Web site that the boys said the list was a joke.

CBS affiliate KYW in Philadelphia reports that school officials did not take this as a laughing matter and immediately contacted the Pennsauken Police Department who arrested the students. No weapons were found on the boys or in their lockers and authorities said police also conducted a search of their homes.

[petepothead]

If they were talking about hurting someone, then make sure they get help with their problem,but if they were talking about hits on their web site, then they have just been watching too many tv commercials on cbs

[ranger1948]

For those of you who know little about chick norris, he retired as world champion undefeated, he is a quite soft spoken man and usually does not voive his opinion on many things. He is religious and is a devoted family man. When he divorced his first wife he made sure she was well taken care of and never spoke badly of her. He is a man with principles and stands by them.

[gce65]

Don''t bullets bounce off ol'' Chuckles? Can''t just defeat them all with a superhero roundhouse kick? He''s Walker, Texas Ranger! Won''t his patron saint Charlton of Heston protect him?

[voltaire333]

With the kind of loose lifestyles they lead and the garbage films they are in that promote promiscuity, adulterous relationships and foul language and other low life behaviour, they would be very hypocritical to call themselves "conservative."
Posted by joule3 at 10:52 PM : Apr 11, 2008

Well, I guess that explains why I love Hollywood! Of all the things god gave me, the most beautiful of all by far, was my libido! :-) God bless God for having such a great sense of humor, and for knowing just what it would take to make me want to get out of bed each morning (the thought of taking another hottie back to bed with me that night!). LOL

[gmond]

I am so relieved that no one was injured.

[voltaire333]

It truly is mind control of the sort you read about in Huxley''''s 1984. Posted by Voltaire333 at 11:11 PM : Apr 11, 2008

Alright, alright, Brave New World, 1984, same thing. You get what I mean, so please don''t send me letters about the fact that Orwell wrote 1984, it was a slip of the pen.

[voltaire333]

You must not watch Fox news. They have these blond females sitting with their short skirts and they never sit behind a desk. LOL
Posted by pollroller1 at 10:09 PM : Apr 11, 2008

Alright, you got me, a ho is a ho. But they have no talent or intelligence. I''m glad you brought that up. Fox news is soft porn for married men whose wives won''t let them watch the real thing. It truly is mind control of the sort you read about in Huxley''s 1984. Here you have these right wing conservatives voting against their own interest based on what some blonde bimbo on Fox tells them. I use to feel sorry for them, but then I realized, every vice has its price. They are happy because when they take their wives after the news, they visualize the last bimbo they saw on Fox and it''s totally worth it!

[glock4me]

Targeted Chuck Norris???...unexperienced teenagers??...Are they crazy??...must be a death wish.


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Posted by guadalcanal3 at 04:05 PM : Apr 11, 2008

No kidding... didn''t those kids see that Mountain Dew commercial. Don''t fck with Chuck!!!

[pollroller1]

Why is it that conservatives can''''t find one talented or even attractive movie star to support their causes? I guess there''''s something about being a conservative that makes one incapable of success unless you are willing to lie, cheat, steel, or inherent wealth from your parents. :-)

Posted by Voltaire333 at 04:49 PM : Apr 11, 2008
You must not watch Fox news. They have these blond females sitting with their short skirts and they never sit behind a desk. LOL

[ranger1948]

usbrit
WITHOUT HAVING ALL THE FACTS INCLUDING THEIR AGES AND HOW FAR THE PLANNING WENT, I AGREE WITH YOU. BUT I THINK A MENTQAL EVALUATION SHOULD ALSO BE DONE AS AT LEAST A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE. T THINK MY COMMENT ON HERE WAS ACCEPTABLE AND THE PERSON THAT REPLIED TO ME FIRST WAS TOTALLY OUT OF LINE. I THINK HE IS A NUTCASE, AND AS OF YET HASN''T REPLIED BACK.