Boom! Goes the Ego

Weekly Standard: The Worst Generation

(Weekly Standard)  This column was written by Kevin Kusinitz.

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If the Americans who lived through the Depression and won the Second World War were the Greatest Generation, then the Baby Boomers would have to be the Greatest Ego Generation.

Pampered like no others before them, free to explore their own interests while their parents worked hard to put food on the table, the Boomers eventually pursued pop culture as their time killer of choice.

Being a Boomer myself, I'd like to think that, subconsciously, we were fully aware that learning to play guitar or storyboard a script didn't, in the end, compare to saving the world from Nazism. Therefore, we amped up the value of pop culture in order to make us feel important — all the while secretly giving thanks to our parents for providing us with the good life.

Yup, I'd like to think that. But I'd be wrong. We really do think that our contributions to Top 40 radio and Cinema have had a life-altering effect across the planet, and by God our kids had better thank us for it and, oh yeah, could you turn down that lousy rap music? Did I call that stuff music? Ha! In my day, we had real music ... Music that drove our parents' crazy the same way their music drove their parents crazy. It's called "making way for something new whether you like it or not."

However, the Boomers utterly refuse to get off the stage (see Clinton, Bill and Hillary); they continue to think that nothing before their time mattered. Our parents might have had Franklin Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, but we had the Beatles!

Now, I take a backseat to no man in my Beatles worship (and I have the Paul McCartney tie tack to prove it). But as my eyes grow more jaundiced with age, I can only wonder who took honorary Boomer Timothy Leary seriously when he proclaimed the Beatles "evolutionary agents sent by God, endowed with mysterious powers to create a new human species." I mean, if God had indeed sent them on some top-secret bio-spiritual mission, the Men's Wearhouse would now be selling Sgt. Pepper uniforms, and al Qaeda would have realized all they needed was love rather than a one-way ticket into the World Trade Center.

Mistaking pop culture for epoch-making events came to a head in 1985 with the international Live Aid concerts. Organized with the best of intentions by Bob Geldof, the idea was to finally rid Africa of starvation, malaria, AIDS and, for all I know, restless leg syndrome. Frank Zappa refused to participate, declaring it the biggest drug-laundering scheme in history. Huey Lewis and the News took a pass as well, believing the whole thing wasn't very well thought out to do any good.

I can't vouch for Zappa's opinion, but the "Hip to be Square" boys were proven correct when the food meant for starving children wound up in the hands of corrupt African leaders and their equally-corrupt military — when it wasn't just rotting on the docks, that is. If a bunch of muscleheads like Huey Lewis & the News smelled something rotten in Ethiopia, why didn't anybody else?

The moviemakers are no better. While directing "An American President" in 1995, Rob Reiner boasted to friends that his movie would single-handedly get Bill Clinton re-elected to a second term. How a romantic comedy about a handsome, widowed president wooing a beautiful, soft-spoken journalist had anything to do with a pudgy good ol' boy and his harridan wife wasn't made clear. Moreover, while Clinton was re-elected, it was due primarily to Bob Dole's cranky demeanor. No matter — to this day Meathead probably thinks "An American President" was the Diebold polling machine of his day, insuring a victory for his candidate of choice.

Steven Spielberg didn't have as much luck when he opined that "Munich," his movie about the 1972 massacre of Israeli Olympic athletes, would bring peace to the Middle East. I'm no history expert, but hasn't that little quarrel between Jews and Arabs been going on for, what, centuries? And suddenly the guy who directed "Hook" is the key to getting both sides to throw down their weapons?

Sadly, Steverino isn't alone. Last year saw the release of anti-Iraq war movies seemingly every week, all of which were supposed to bring peace in our time. Yet "Rendition," "In the Valley of Elah," "No End in Sight," "Grace is Gone" and "Lions for Lambs" came and went like a kilo of coke at the "Vanity Fair" Oscar bash. As if channeling Reiner and Spielberg, director Brian De Palma went on record that his movie, "Redacted," would finally turn the public against the war.

De Palma's prediction itself was redacted as his movie got yanked from U.S. theatres after grossing a beyond-paltry $65,388 over four weeks.

Putting the average ticket price at $8.00 (in New York, it's $12.50), that would mean fewer than 8,200 tickets were sold. Even overseas, where America-loathing comes with mother's milk, "Redacted" earned less than $500,000. "Lions for Lambs," the highest grossing of the bunch, took in $15,000,000 domestically ... on a budget over double that. In an additional slap in the face, it was Tom Cruise's lowest-moneymaker ever. When you can't pull in the Cruise fans, who rival Oprah Winfrey's for feral devotion, you're doing something terribly wrong.

The people who made these anti-war movies blame the media for drugging "the masses" into tuning out "the truth." Wrong. The real problem is that De Palma et al insist on wrapping the message around the entertainment instead of the other way around. It was a lesson learned by moviemakers in the past, which is why "Dr. Strangelove," "12 Angry Men" and "To Kill a Mockingbird," to name just three, are reissued in spiffy new home video editions every few years while "Redacted" DVDs will go straight to landfill. Lesson unlearned: punching the audience in the mouth isn't the same as persuasion.

This didn't stop MTV from producing "Stop-Loss," an anti-war movie for Generation Z, scheduled for release later this month. Meanwhile, back in the music world, the uni-monikored Bono has carved out a second career strongarming presidents, princes, and peons to finance a worldwide Utopia, where nobody is hungry, cold, or has hurt feelings. Auditioning for the role of Jesus Christ II is time-consuming, no doubt. Fortunately, Bono's band, U2, found a few minutes to move their publishing company from Ireland to the Netherlands as a tax shelter. That means less money for the Irish government to hand out to starving children, but at least U2 will never go hungry. Bono, remember, needs his strength so he can guilt-trip you into forking over your dough. And isn't that what it's all about?

Reiner, Spielberg, Bono — bah. Looking over my generation, I'd say the only ones who could honestly claim to have changed the world are Bill Gates and Osama bin-Laden. And, to read some of the folks at the Daily Kos, you'd be hard-pressed to figure out the real villain.

Astonishingly, one famous Boomer seems to have had an epiphany of sorts. "I think that the time when music could change the world is past," grizzled rocker Neil Young admitted recently. "I think it would be very naive to think that in this day and age."

Thanks for the heads up, Neil. By the way, the Cottingley Fairies don't really exist, either.

[bombadil4]

What a pathetic article. There is no doubt this guy did not get enough drugs, ***, and rock ''n roll. There was a reason for that: he''s obviously an idiot everyone would have avoided. Having missed the good times and obviously the spirit of those days, he obviously is more comfortable with our present "generation" that is obsessed with violence, idiotic TV shows, and small electronic doo-dads they stick in front their heads as they amble aimlessly along the streets, unaware that neocon morons like Kucinitz are stripping away all that once gave hope for this country.

[knyghtwolf]

and YOUR generation gave us bush SMITTY448, death of a nation and collapse of the United States, top that you macho fool.

[element51]

I guess it really comes down to a matter of perception. The author of this piece seems to see a generation of neer-do-wells while I see a generation that has done great things. Sure, we have screwed up, I''ll be the first to admit that. But just look at the advances in human rights, technology, medicine, and yes, even the arts. No generation will ever be perfect but each will, in it''s own way, have something to contribute. Mr. Kusunitz has taken a small piece of history and blown it all out of perportion. Some see the glass half empty while others see it half full. He points out the failings of some on the Boomer Generation while failing to mention that George Bush is a member of that same generation. Why didn''t he mention that?

[alanrobisch]

typical fundamentalist neocon effort to pigeonhole, catagorize or label a group as large as an entire generation.


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Posted by ainttaken at 10:33 AM : Mar 23, 2008
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Such as you often do. Baby boomers myself included were self absorbed individuals who thought they had the solutions to the problems of the world. We diddn''t and no gerneration does. We did accomplish the increase in promiscuity, the reduction of intact families and the increase in drug use as a solution to personal problems.

In so doing we no longer have in many cases the extended family that I was lucky enough to be apart of that support each other and have changed the idea of families supporting each other to the government doing everything

[smitty448]

The Baby "DOOMER" Generation IS the worst! But, let''s not forget idiots like "Jefferson Airplane-Starship". Those drugged up dropouts built a whole "city on rock n roll". And Jane Fonda. Ah what a gal. A moviestar who changed the world, albeit tragically, of American POW''s when she visited North Vietnam.

[smitty448]

AMEN! THE BABY "DOOMER" GENERATION IS THE WORST! SO RIGHT! DON''T FORGET THOSE IDIOTS "JEFFERSON AIRPLANE-STARSHIP". THEY BUILT A WHOLE CITY "ON ROCK N ROLL". WITHOUT THOSE DRUGGED UP MORONS, SAN FRANCISCO WOULD NOT EXIST. OH WAIT. WITHOUT SAN FRANCISCO "JEFFERSON AIRHEADS" WOULD NOT EXIST.

[smitty448]

AMEN! THE BABY "DOOMER" GENERATION IS THE WORST! SO RIGHT! DON''T FORGET THOSE IDIOTS "JEFFERSON AIRPLANE-STARSHIP". THEY BUILT A WHOLE CITY. WITHOUT THOSE DRUGGED UP MORONS, SAN FRANCISCO WOULD NOT EXIST. OH WAIT. WITHOUT SAN FRANCISCO "JEFFERSON AIRHEADS" WOULD NOT EXIST.

[smitty448]

AMEN! BABY "DOOMER" GENERATION IS THE WORST! SO RIGHT! DON''''T FORGET THOSE IDIOTS "JEFFERSON AIRPLANE-STARSHIP". THEY BUILT A WHOLE CITY DON''T FORGET. WITHOUT THEM SAN FRANCISCO WOULD NOT EXIST. OH WAIT. WITHOUT SAN FRANCISCO "JEFFERSON IDIOT" WOULD NOT EXIST.

[smitty448]

AMEN! BABY "DOOMER" GENERATION IS THE WORST! SO RIGHT! DON''T FORGET THOSE IDIOTS "JEFFERSON AIRPLANE-STARSHIP". THEY BUILT A WHOLE CITY DON''T FORGET. WITHOUT THEM SAN FRANCISCO WOULD NOT EXIST. OH WAIT. WITHOUT SAN FRANCISCO JEFERSON IDIOT WOULD NOT EXIST.

[quatrops]

A happy Easter to all of you!

And for those fellow-Christians out there, let''s pray that "forgiving our enemies" is a little easier this coming year than it was the last! We ARE still trying to do that, aren''t we?