Jan. 6, 2007
Andy Ponders Presidential Names
Andy Rooney Wonders: What's In A Name?
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Andy Rooney gives accolades to former presidents Thomas Jefferson and Franklin D. Roosevelt, pointing out that even their names sounded presidential.
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When you look at our political system and the way we do things in this country you have to wonder why we're doing as well as we are.
The smartest president we ever had was probably either Thomas Jefferson or Franklin D. Roosevelt. Jefferson was not only a good president, he was a real intellectual and while not everyone would agree that Roosevelt was a great president, he turned this country around when it badly needed to be turned. Both Roosevelt and Jefferson had names that sounded presidential, too. I like that.
This year we started the presidential process Thursday with what we call "the Iowa Caucus." The winners were named Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee.
Do you think the name "Barack Obama" compares to "Abraham Lincoln" or "Mike Huckabee" to "George Washington"? Maybe "Obama" is the new Washington, the new Lincoln.
The former mayor of New York, Rudolph Giuliani, wants to be president of the country. Our nation's capital was named after our first president, George Washington. If Rudolph Giuliani had been our first president, do you think Washington would be called "Giuliani"? "Giuliani DC"?
If you were flying from New York to London, maybe you wouldn't go to Kennedy Airport anymore. Instead you'd fly from Mitt Romney International.
Tourists in the nation's capital wouldn't have a "Washington Monument," they'd go climb the "Huckabee Monument."
The names of our government leaders have always been important in this country. A lot of schools were named "Roosevelt." Both Lincoln and Washington have a lot of things named after them: streets, parks, even cars -- the Lincoln Continental for instance. How about a Biden Continental or Kucinich Navigator?
It would be nice to be so famous and popular that they named something after you but it'll never happen to me. There's something inconsequential about the name "Andy." Maybe my mother knew something. She always called me Andrew.
Written By Andy Rooney
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See all 137 Commentsreflects a mindset that is painfully out of touch with where we are as a diverse society in America today. Perhaps it''s FINALLY time to stop providing Mr. Rooney a forum to spew his thinly veiled racist
comments against any group that doesn''t belong to his
country club. You''d be better off calling your show
"50 Minutes" and keeping your reputation as a top news program instead of sullying yourselves in the last ten minutes week after week.
I understand Mr. Rooney''s commentary is intended to provide humor and stimulate discussion, sometimes by being controversial and clever. I''ve ranted over his pieces for many years but never bothered to comment publicly, conceding to his license to satire. Although rarely agreeing with him, I would sometimes even chuckle because he has been witty and cleverly goading over the years.
But tonight he''s gone too far. Like many of his recent commentaries, his "insights" lack poignance and wit, and have become just *** mean and rude. Why "60 Minutes" continues to support such blather confounds me; chalk me up as a continuing fan of the show I like to call (the first) "57 Minutes."
reflects a mindset that is painfully out of touch with where we are as a diverse society in America today. Perhaps it''s FINALLY time to stop providing Mr. Rooney a forum to spew his thinly veiled racist
comments against any group that doesn''t belong to his
country club. You''d be better off calling your show
"50 Minutes" and keeping your reputation as a top news program instead of sullying yourselves in the last ten minutes week after week.
Since only men with English surnames are worthy of being president in Rooney''s ignorant version of the world, perhaps he could devote his retirement to tracing his genealogy to determine which of his ancestors had a worthy name.
Goodbye, Andy.
I understand Mr. Rooney''s commentary is intended to provide humor and stimulate discussion, sometimes by being controversial and clever. I''ve ranted over his pieces for many years but never bothered to comment publicly, conceding to his license to satire. Although rarely agreeing with him, I would sometimes even chuckle because he has been witty and cleverly goading over the years.
But tonight he''s gone too far. Like many of his recent commentaries, his "insights" lack poignance and wit, and have become just *** mean and rude. Why "60 Minutes" continues to support such blather confounds me; chalk me up as a continuing fan of the show I like to call (the first) "57 Minutes."
Andy Rooney%u2019s segment truly troubles me though. I understand that his segment is intended to be humorous, the lighter side of some of the serious issues presented on the show. For the most part I%u2019ve paid little attention to his whiney but mostly benign prattle. But his segment on the 6 January 2008 airing of 60 minutes I found to be simply unbearable. His rant about how none of the current crop of presidential candidates had presidential sounding names was frankly inane and irrelevant, if not down right racist or elitist. Mr. Rooney referred to Jefferson, Roosevelt and Washington as good names for president, and suggested that Barack Obama and Mike Huckabee were not presidential names. Doesn%u2019t Mr. Rooney know in what country he lives? The beauty of our United States of America is that it has been, and continues to be, a melting pot where ANYONE who is qualified to become president can attempt to do so.
Mr. Rooney asked if we could imagine a place called Giuliani, DC. Well, yes I can. If Mr. Rooney has such poor imagination, isn%u2019t it time that he be retired?
I understand Mr. Rooney''s commentary is intended to provide humor and stimulate discussion, sometimes by being controversial and clever. I''ve ranted over his pieces for many years but never bothered to comment publicly, conceding to his license to satire. Although rarely agreeing with him, I would sometimes even chuckle because he has been witty and cleverly goading over the years.
But tonight he''s gone too far. Like many of his recent commentaries, his "insights" lack poignance and wit, and have become just *** mean and rude. Why "60 Minutes" continues to support such blather confounds me; chalk me up as a continuing fan of the show I like to call (the first) "57 Minutes."
The funniest thing about the whole piece was that the idiocy of the surface subject (names) was outdone by the whacky combinations. For instance, he started the piece by talking about how smart various presidents were. Frankly, there, he showed how stupid he is. Picking just Jefferson and FDR?? Jefferson was a true intellectual he said? And Madison was not? or Adams? Nevermind.
Personally, I like pieces like this because the doddering nonsensical blather lets you know what''s really underneath, and in this case, it''s both stupid and ugly.
You really blew it this time. Are being paid by the Clintons or something? If you want to stay on the top of the issues, please update your knowledge. You will be surprised that Martinez, Hernandes and Guteriez are the most common names in this country.
Your commentary was very ugly and offensive to many people.
It is certainly time for Andy Rooney to leave. If Don Imus can be let go for his comments then certainly Andy Rooney can be let go for his.
To the poster who said "lighten up". I''m the first one to recognize when overly sensitive types take things too seriously. This was not one of those times.
There was no redeeming or satirical value to Rooney''s comments. I''m certainly no Huckabee fan but it has nothing at all to do with his name?
What was Rooney''s point? We need candidates with better names? I just don''t get it. I''m dumbfounded.
Rooney''s been on the edge for a long time now. I think he''s left the edge somewhere behind him now.
I agree with the poster who said it''s time for Andy to go before he embarrasses himself futher.
It is certainly time for Andy Rooney to leave. If Don Imus can be let go for his comments then certainly Andy Rooney can be let go for his.
To the poster who said "lighten up". I''m the first one to recognize when overly sensitive types take things too seriously. This was not one of those times.
There was no redeeming or satirical value to Rooney''s comments. I''m certainly no Huckabee fan but it has nothing at all to do with his name.
What was Rooney''s point? We need candidates with better names? I just don''t get it. I''m dumbfounded.
Rooney''s been on the edge for a long time now. I think he''s left the edge somewhere behind him now.
I agree with the poster who said it''s time for Andy to go before he embarrasses himself further.
It is certainly time for Andy Rooney to leave. If Don Imus can be let go for his comments then certainly Andy Rooney can be let go for his.
To the poster who said "lighten up". I''m the first one to recognize when overly sensitive types take things too seriously. This was not one of those times.
There was no redeeming or satirical value to Rooney''s comments. I''m certainly no Huckabee fan but it has nothing at all to do with his name.
What was Rooney''s point? We need candidates with better names? I just don''t get it. I''m dumbfounded.
Rooney''s been on the edge for a long time now. I think he''s left the edge somewhere behind him now.
I agree with the poster who said it''s time for Andy to go before he embarrasses himself further.
Didn''t your mother also say "Andrew, it isn''t nice to make fun of people''s names?"
Tonight''s commentary was not becoming to you at all!!!
I can''t say anything more than has already been said very well.
Andy had to go. Immediately.
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