Steroids & A Little Boy's Baseball Cards
Seattle-Area Boy Separates "Cheaters" From Baseball Card Collection
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Joe Gullo, 7, of Bainbridge Island, Washington, looks at his baseball card collection. (Jim Gullo)
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Baseball came all in a rush to my son Joe last summer. He got a Major League Baseball videogame for his seventh birthday that featured real players, and suddenly he was hooked. All at once he learned statistics, strategy and personalities, putting faces and physiques to real players’ names. He began to make comments at the breakfast table like, “Travis Hafner is a good hitter, but he has a very small head.” Also, “Randy Johnson is super good, but he’s, like, 70 years old or something.”
We spent the summer watching games on TV, attending Mariners games in our native Seattle, and following the Red Sox through the World Series. Joe began to collect baseball cards; lots of them. Lists began to appear around the house in his careful hand-writing of his favorite players in fantasy line-ups: Thome, Konerko, Rodriguez, Jeter, Ortiz.
He began to ask questions, loads of them, all day long. Do I think Magglio will be a Hall of Famer? (Too soon to know.) Is Felix Hernandez good? (Yes, he’s good, but not yet great.) Who’s better, Oswalt or Santana? (I have no idea.) Is Jeff Weaver good? (Regrettably, not anymore). Who was better, Williams or DiMaggio? (Ask your mother).
He knew about Barry Bonds’ homerun chase and the accusations of steroid use. Joe made up his mind early, and on his own, that he wouldn’t recognize Bonds’ record when he passed Hank Aaron. As far as Joe was concerned, Hammering Hank would always be the Homer King, and that was fine with me. It was clear to Joe that if you cheated to play better, your records couldn’t amount to much.
Every morning when he wakes up, Joe sorts his baseball cards, a collection that now numbers in the hundreds. He makes groupings of the best hitters, best second basemen, most strikeouts, or all-star lineups he’d like to see. We began to plan trips for next summer that would allow us to see games in different stadiums across the country.
And then the Mitchell report came out. Joe reads the sports section, and I couldn’t keep the news from him. He learned that dozens of players had been named as cheaters and drug takers, buying and ingesting steroids and human growth hormones for more than a decade. Some of them were players whom he plays with on his videogame, and whose cards he studies and sorts. He read the lists of names and understood how steroids can grow muscles that make fastballs livelier, and make routine fly balls turn into home runs. And how it wasn’t fair when ballplayers cheat the game.
Joe dealt with the news in his own way. First, he segregated the cards of the named cheaters: Gagne, Lo Duca, Segui, Brown and Clemens. They went into a new pile that he had never previously considered, and were separated from the other players.
But then my 7-year-old child went a step further. Scrutinizing the statistics on the back of the cards, he began to sort his players by who he thought might have taken performance-enhancing drugs.

What could I say? I have no idea if they were cheating or not. But if there is one thing we’ve all learned in the past month, it is that baseball players don’t seem to have the courage or the integrity to come forward and admit their mistakes until they’re publicly outed as having bought or ingested human growth hormone or steroids. Joe is trying to figure out how to deal with this new baseball landscape in his own way. I am wrestling with the question of how can I spend fifty bucks to attend a game next season with Joe and cheer for a third baseman, as yet unnamed by Mitchell or anyone else, who got a $64 million contract because he hit 48 homeruns in 2004, yet hasn’t hit more than 26 since. And a hundred more players with similar stories being told on the backs of their baseball cards.
Joe and I talk a lot less these days about going on baseball-viewing road trips next summer. But then, it is basketball season now and Joe has begun to collect NBA cards. And with them come new questions. Is Iverson good? Is Carter? No, really, is he?
By Jim Gullo
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See all 37 CommentsThat''s the writer''s opinion.
Posted by kfreeman67 at 12:17 AM
Ah, so what is the writer''s opinion?
I am a true fan of so many sports, but it becomes increasingly difficult to believe in the glory of athletic achievement when so many people are outright cheaters. Yes, we all know they''re innocent until proven guilty, but how many cheating liars, first denying, then showing up at the podium, crying and begging forgiveness, do we have to take? Is true glory from fantastic athletic achievement ever going to be believed again? How can a cheater stand there and accept a medal/trophy/check/plaque/whatever when they''ve cheated? How do they justify that in their minds?
Test everyone, often. As often as necessary. Throw out cheaters, even if they are the single biggest draw on the entire roster/team/squad/whatever. If the tests and rules don''t have any teeth behind them, NO ONE WILL FOLLOW THEM. As my daddy used to say, either **** or get off the pot. Either clean it up, or just throw up your hands and be content with what you''ve got.
%u201CLook, Dad,%u201D he said, %u201Cthis guy hit fourteen home runs in 1999 and thirty-six in 2000. He might have been taking drugs. And this pitcher had, like, four wins in 2000 and fourteen in 2001. Do you think he was cheating?%u201D
What could I say? I have no idea if they were cheating or not.
A player improving _could_ be an indication that he''s in a better place psychologically, or his workouts are more effective. Unfortunately, the steroid scandal will likely taint _every_ player''s improvement, even the legitimate ones, with an air of illegitimacy.
And that kid better get a bigger binder if he''s gonna separate all of the steroid cards out.
Thank you! I never intended to be.
By the way, someone may want to tell this kid how "Majic" Johnson got AIDS, and the records some of the other NBA stars have on the number of women they''ve sacked, and that great ref that could fix a game, etc..
Now that gives the father a whole lot of articles to write.
I agree this is not news, it is actually stupid.
Wait till the kid finds out that in the NBA they don''t take drug tests because smoking marijuana is accepted by the players and front office.
I don''t expect the idiot father to tell his son this until the kid has collected hundreds of NBA cards and can write another sob story.
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