Bush's Famous Family Tree

President's Distant Relatives Include John Kerry, Marilyn Monroe And Princess Diana

(CBS)  It was revealed recently that Vice President Dick Cheney and Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama are distant cousins.

This week, thanks to a New York Post story about genealogy, we're getting a glimpse at the rather surprising family tree of President Bush himself, reports CBS News Early Show national correspondent Tracy Smith.

We all know who the president's father is, but what about his cousins?

Thanks to research done by Ancestry.com, we know that Cheney, the man who's only a heartbeat away from the presidency, is actually a blood relation to the president. He's Bush's Mr. ninth cousin once removed.

Cheney's cousin, Obama, is also Mr. Bush's 11th cousin, and the ninth cousin of actor Brad Pitt.

But we're only getting started: Abraham Lincoln was Mr. Bush's seventh cousin, five times removed.

And Mr. Bush shared more than just a ballot with John Kerry in 2004 -- that's right, they're ninth cousins, twice removed.

There's also royalty in the Bush bloodline. Princess Diana was Mr. Bush's 11th cousin, twice removed.

And then there's this bombshell: Marilyn Monroe, known for wishing John F. Kennedy a happy birthday, is Mr. Bush's ninth cousin, three times removed.

He's also related to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, Native American princess Pocahontas, and Vlad the Impaler.

Trace the family tree far enough, and you get Madonna, Celine Dion and Tom Hanks -- which shows that genealogy can sometimes be like a box of chocolates: You never know who you're gonna get.

[fordchampion]

If everyone would stop being a block head

maybe everyone would get alone.I''m not mad cause i''m a distant cousin to Condi Rice and Colin Powell, so why are you mad.I''ve been knowing it.
Like Obama said,theres a black sheep in every family back in the day.You might be shocked to know who your
distant relatives are.You people are so out of touch with americans till it''s not funny.
Grow up and grow a beard so noone will remember you for saying such silly things in life.

[usaprophet]

What''s Ron''s message? Whatever you think Dr. Paul''s campaign is about, the main thing it has done thus far is to serve as a clearinghouse for voters like me who feel unrepresented by New World Order Fasciscts (mainstream Republicans) and their Socialist comrades in crime (mainstream Democrats). They''re actually one and the same. There is no real difference between the two parties. Most people, though, are too distracted, dumbed-down, or outright brainwashed by mainstream media, which endlessly regurgitates scientifically-crafted streams of information and entertainment aimed at imprisoning their minds and keeping their eyes closed to the realities of the world around them, to recognize this. Those currently in power, and those being groomed to take [major] political power, are the global elite, and we are their "Plebs." People on the right and those on the left have many differences, maybe irreconcilable ones. But they have a lot of common beliefs too, and their numbers and anger are of a considerable magnitude. No matter what happens in 2008, I personally believe Ron Paul will influence the national conversation about what the role of the federal government is, how much power should government have over our lives, how much liberty we should give up for security. These are important issues, and frankly, no one''s talking about them as seriously and sincerely as Ron Paul. What''s for sure is that his growing army of supporters like me will be a force to be reckoned with in 2008.

[usaprophet]

I don''t know about you, but I''m sick of no-win pseudo-wars, like The War on Drugs and The War on Terrorism. I''m sick of undeclared wars like The War in Iraq and unnecessary and protracted police actions like the one in Korea. I''m sick of income taxes, which are unconstitutional because they are are a direct tax and are not equally apportioned as the Constitution requires. I''m sick of back door national ID cards like The Real ID Act. I''m sick of warrantless domestic spying by the Department of Homeland Insecurity and the loss of my civil liberties as a result of Draconian, fear-based Laws with oxymoronic names like The Patrot Act. I''m sick of secret offshore prisons like the one in Guantanamo, where our government tortures prisoners, who have no right to redress of grievance, or to writ of habeus corpus. I''m also sick of the Federal Reserve (a secret group of private banks) manipulation of our worthless, fiat currency. Do yourself a favor. Support the 2008 candidacy of Dr. Ron Paul for President of The United States. I believe he''s our only hope to restore peace, prosperity and freedom in this country. Presidential candidates with the integrity and the consistent track record of adherance to our Constitution that Ron Paul has demonstrated only come around once in a lifetime, if we''re lucky. The stakes are too high, and the cause of freedom is too important to let anything stand in the way of our participation in this 21st Century political revolution. Go Ron Paul!

[usaprophet]

Most Americans just don''t seem to care that our country, along with the Constitution upon which it was founded, is being flushed-down the NWO toilet by our nations ruling elite. Most of Congress and the President warn and insite fear in the sheeple about the prospect of terrorism, while they at the same time fund and conduct illegal wars overseas that do nothing but encite the terrorism which their Draconian Laws like the Patriot Act and The Real ID Act pretend to protect us from. Think about it. What would you do, if someone invaded the U.S. for no reason, and took over. You''d be mad as hell, and you''d be making trips to their country in order to give a little payback. Wake up America! It''s not about protecting you from terrorism, or saving our planet from Global Warming, or any of that fear-mongering garbage the tube feeds you 24/7. It''s about feeding the military industrial complex and facilitating the ruling elite''s ability to ratchet-down control over the American people, placing us into a total control grid where they can surveille, track and control everywhere we go and everything we do. It''s the groundwork for totalitarianism. I weep for my country, and for those of you who are so distracted, dumbed-down, or outright brainwashed by mainstream media, which endlessly regurgitates scientifically-crafted streams of information aimed at keeping their eyes closed to the realities of the world around them, that they fail to recognize this. Go Ron Paul!.

[unconform]

anybody else see alot of these people in this family tree were assassinated? we should look alot closer, perhaps the conspiricy theories are true, mabey this family is one that controls the entire world, do you remember when we were free, those times were great. hey, i know, we as the people should take our country back from our corrporate masters, but that would mean people would have to take action, is america too lazy for that? looks like it is easier to pass the buck, let our government make our dissions for us, ther''s a good plan. live free and unconform.

[neoconrcrazy]

i'' surprised buhes relatives don''t include Stalin, Hitler, Franco, or Hochiminh - they better research a little more.....

[novalover62]

your story about Pres. George W. Bush''s distant reletiveswas nothing short of STUPID and BIAST...
The fact is that if your "Writers" had done their job right they would have come across this handy little fact. Comiedian Robert Whul does a "Class"(Not a real class but I cant recall the title of this HBO comedy Special) at nyu that deals mainly with pop culture, in this "class"he divulges that Pres. bush''s mother Barbra Bush''s maiden name is pierce and is a direct decendant of the 14th president "Franklin Pierce" Who was known as one of the worst Presidents ever had in this country.(Although he did set forth to build Mt.Rushmore..
Next time if you are going to defame A sitting President maby you should better research... or at least not get your stories from Dan Rather and his camp

[rowdytexan2]

Geezus...I don''t even wanna go there...

It''s bad enuff that he just claims he''s from Texas. He''s not, ya know, Connecticut...born and raised.

[usaprophet]

You get the sense that the country is desperate for someone to show us the way. Not the old way. Not the same way, but a NEW WAY. Think about this for a minute. What if we pulled all of our troops out of South Korea? They''ve been there for 50 years. Tens of thousands of them. What if we quit worrying about Iran, and instead, realized that its having a nuclear weapon will not mean the end of the world? What if we pulled all of our troops out of Iraq, and brought them all home? What if we realistically addressed the National Debt, and paid attention to REALLY DOING SOMETHING about stopping illegal immigration? These are the ideas Republican Presidential candidate, Dr. Ron Paul. He''s a ten term Congressman and a physician who has delivered over 4,000 babies. Ron Paul has been married to the same woman for more than 50 years, which means he doesn''t come to the race with the sort of baggage some of the other candidates for the White House do. Paul is given to mulling things over morally. He once was a pious Lutheran, but he now attends a Baptist church. He never travels alone with women, and once even dressed down an aide for using the expression "red-light district" in front of a female colleague. I support the 2008 candidacy of Congressman, Ron Paul for President of The United States. Candidates with the high level of personal integrity and track record of adherance to The Constitution Paul demonstrates only come around once in a lifetime, if we''re lucky. Ron Paul has my vote.

[liberalme]

If everyone did their own family tree, you would get pretty much the same information.

Cheney (ugh) is on mine, we just made sure we cut that branch off!!!

[liberalme]

Vlad the Impaler was his idol!

[jerr11]

I PASSED BUSH''''S FAMILY TREE THE OTHER DAY, IT''''S THE ONE WITH ALL THE MONKEYS IN IT.

Posted by crater7 at 04:49 PM : Oct 29, 2007


This is an insult to all monkeys, who are warm, cuddly, and compassionate animals.

Try rats instead, or roaches.

[cfin5]

I knew I was related name wise to Laura''s maiden name. Have no idea of any connection though.-------gunownerdan,......Does that mean "Plutoligaristocrazy"? Spell checker has absolutely no sense of humor.

[ixoye_02]

It goes to show that even famous family trees grow bad apples.

[crater7]

OH BOY!

NOW THIS IS JUST TO MUCH FUN TO PASS UP.

I PASSED BUSH''S FAMILY TREE THE OTHER DAY, IT''S THE ONE WITH ALL THE MONKEYS IN IT.

STAY THE COURSE...............

[gkc99]

You left out Bonzo the Chimp!

[realpatriot1]

What, no Mussolini or Tojo?

[mudrose-2009]

Hilarious.

[gunownerdan]

Aristocracy
a government or state ruled by an elite, or privileged upper class.

Oligarchy
a form of government in which all power is vested in a few persons or in a dominant class or clique; government by the few.

Plutocracy
a government or state in which the wealthy class rules.